The_Absolute

Society is a mess, the government is lies, the Earth is a sphere, UFOs are real, and electric cars are stupid. NO DM’s. There’s a lot more, stay tuned…. 🇺🇸

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@GeneralPatton83 I have taco dreams.

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@AnthonyG0528 @stephanegaddis Bring your batshit crazy kid with you.

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@Timcast Awe, so cute. Fuck them.

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@jayroo69 Yeah, the knife wasn’t illegal, stabbing a guy to death with it is though.

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@dom_lucre It has all the same opportunities as everyone else.

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@BigSlyJonezSC Absolutely.

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@Keithhambone The ole, she fell down the stairs routine.

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@timburchett I’ll buy a skateboard! Will that help?

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@MustangMan_TX Yeah, but I wanna go for a ride!

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@AnthonyCumia Karmelo was looking for trouble. It’s in their genes.

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@LangmanVince How much will they pay ME? That’s the real question.

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@dom_lucre How long before someone puts their dick in there?

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@gatorgar Seems like it is.

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@4thOfJuly365 Smells like asshole.

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@sippicup2 @romans11732 Lol

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@AntiLeftMemes @leonard_per He ate the entire Dunkin Donuts.

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ @RickD_GK He’s a cunt.

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@DaVinci132134 @lippyent Good point, a pole barn would definitely need to be added.

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@lippyent @shadyblues That’s exactly where I want to live.