David Bochenski

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@bwghughes

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel like this?

Me: buy a domain name for the side project idea we've had for 15 seconds

Therapist: No

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@robinweston Chickaletta

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

turns out you first need a life to have a work/life balance issue

[David Bochenski @Bochenski]

Unwrap by @twostraws - great resource for learning Swift . Download it here: https://t.co/kucSLKjLnt

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@robinweston Sorry to hear this Rob. Hope it improves soon.

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Joining @bwghughes in attempting #100DaysOfSwift Day1: https://t.co/TejJINpZ1K

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2000: render everything on the server!

2010: render everything on the client!

2016-present: SSR!

[Czarcuterie Board of Insults 🇺🇦 @pczarkowski]

@log1kal @dbsmasher @mattstratton @abbyfuller

[David Bochenski @Bochenski]

The Great NATsby #booksofaws

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"I'll come back and refactor this code later" is the adult version of promising your parents you'll tidy your room in the morning.

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> hmmm...I'll come back and tidy this up later

Narrator: he didn't.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

> are you using Agile?
[wry smile] Well, some _form_ of Agile.

Every. company. ever.

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Deploying on a Friday at 5pm:

> I just need to push a small fix, should be fine

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has anyone else noticed the subtle irony of a "sprint" lasting 2 weeks?

lets just call it a "crawl" from now on.

[David Bochenski @Bochenski]

@mrliamgiles Because the correct number of bikes to own is n+1

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Not deploying on a Friday because you’re worried you’ll get the blame if things go wrong? Come and listen to my talk on blameless failure at @DevOpsDaysLDN https://t.co/RG61MvVku3

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@mrliamgiles Not until #32