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[Forbes @Forbes]

Every year, InterNations—the world’s largest expat community—polls expats around the globe to find out the best places to live. https://t.co/Q8ESsx4f8t

[El Bockman @BockmanBill]

@Culture_Crit Edinburgh. Too much scotch.

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@Culture_Crit Edingurgh

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@thomaskcarpente What did I miss? Barely got through it once. But everyone else on the planet on different page than me. Low IQ? I’m old and out of touch? 😅

[El Bockman @BockmanBill]

@joerogan Congrats

[Walnut Creek School District @WalnutCreekSD]

WCSD is so proud of Paula Rathert as a County Teacher of the Year FINALIST! Much deserved Paula!! Congratulations! @paula_rathert @WCsup @MurwoodWC

[Contra Costa County Office of Education (CCCOE) @CoCoSchools]

Congratulations to Paula L. Rathert, teacher at Murwood Elementary School for her selection as a Contra Costa County Teacher of the Year finalist! Congratulations Ms. Rathert! @MurwoodWC @WalnutCreekSD @32DistrictPTA

#ThankATeacher #ContraCostaCounty #CCCOEAchieves

[WCEF Walnut Creek Education Foundation TK-12 @WCEFK12]

We are so proud of all you do, Ms. Rathert! So well deserved. #TeacherAppreciationWeek #morefundingnontless #ThankATeacher

[El Bockman @BockmanBill]

We see you lurking in the East Bay @KarlTheFog

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@McFaul Isnt that how we built the Panama Canal?

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@RahsaanSalaam Oban 14!

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

Just to clear things up, @RepMTG

Gazpacho: a vegetable-based Spanish cold soup
Gestapo: Nazi Germany's secret police

[El Bockman @BockmanBill]

@thomaskcarpente Great series

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@Yellowsleddog @rickygervais Ricky Gervais Show from HBO also on YouTube

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@jdharm How’s this gonna work tomorrow? We gonna see you from behind after you drop ‘em?

[El Bockman @BockmanBill]

@RawStory So never fly on an airplane again or travel in a boat. Horseback only please and no saddle (or maps to guide you).

[El Bockman @BockmanBill]

@JDVance1 You’re a bit dim.

[Lauryn Ipsum @LaurynIpsum]

I fucking live for unhinged Victorian Christmas cards. Some years I just share the terror with friends, and others I choose to spread the chaos. This year I pick the latter.

Let’s start with the truly inexplicable.

Frog + beetle waltz
Sky jellyfish
Mutant beet-man
GOAT
🧵

[El Bockman @BockmanBill]

@STEM_Space Congratulations!!

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@CoCoHealth Thank you CCHS. Now PLEASE Take the side of the 85% who got vaccinated and lift mask mandates.