Tres Deuce

#MMATwitter #GamblingDegenerate

[papaBA @BA_VAWL]

40 hrs. 4 shifts. Is all I have left in my 46 years of blue collar work. Permanent vacation begins October 1st.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Cam Skattebo in the hospital room trying to cheer up Jaxson Dart after his surgery

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

70.3 miles. this weekend my dad and brother finished another IRONMAN 70.3. TeamAgar is back♥️

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Cam’ron and Ma$e couldn’t stop LAUGHING after Ma$e confronted him over his “I’M THE MEAT MARKET” lyrics, so Cam FIRED BACK by pulling up an old video of Diddy looking at Ma$e’s BUTT 😭💀

“What was Puff looking at?” 🤣

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

No Drama
No Allegations
No Alcohol
No Drugs
No Scandals

Just a straight dogshit football player with a hot girlfriend

[Jason Stewart @JasonStewart]

"I can stop wearing knickers and start wearing pants. I can remove my designer sunglasses while indoors. Just say the word.
I do these things to look different and cool, but if you think I just look like a giant douche while I expose all of your weaknesses, just let me know."

[w @playtherivoli]

I've been saying "what that means" on like a once every few months basis for the past decade and no one ever knows I'm referencing this

[Mechanical Hound @mhound5]

My life is less shit because I smoke weed.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is the most corrupt administration in U.S. history and it's not even close.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Joe Rogan will go down as the most "This You?" in social media history.

[Big ol Wave 🌊 @BigolWave]

Part of becoming an adult is realizing you have to abuse stimulants

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

“Yes, the core claim is accurate. ExxonMobil's Joliet (Channahon), Illinois refinery—a major Midwest facility processing ~275,000 barrels per day and producing about 11 million gallons of gasoline and diesel daily—went offline after a power outage on Sept 13. Power was restored but the plant remains shut down as of Sept 17-18 reports, with additional pump issues from floodwater”

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

Nobody understands the bond between a millennial and the mediocre movie their family just happened to own on VHS when they were 12 years old.

[Tres Deuce @BOddsmith]

@hosergrows You’ve raised them right

[Tres Deuce @BOddsmith]

@PatrickWhatUp_ @marcgoone Hard disagree

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek.

I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot.

Monday through Thursday.

Same salary.

Same workload.

Productivity actually increased.

People were happier.

Turnover dropped.

It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted.

So naturally we ended it.

If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.

[Tres Deuce @BOddsmith]

@lowstakesdre At least your grinding man