Hat Simon Sex?

he/him, 22, not much going on

[Linus @punishedlinusst]

Immediately started scrolling reels after jerking off

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

guy who does nothing but scroll social media all day: idk man it just feels like it's all over and there's no hope

[bonevoid @bonevoid]

the one that likes me back

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

Thinking the kebab man cares abt you is like an even lower version of thinking strippers are actually into you

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Grown ass man with hiccups

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

"ai is going to replace you" i'd like to see ChatGPT doomscroll masturbate and lie in bed all day doing fuck all

[Hat Simon Sex? @BodenDer]

@thenewarea51 Based

[bruno @meatgrinder000]

mfmgmhfkkgkkgmgmgmmgggfffffmgmmgmgmgffffff mmmmmmmffghghggfvmgmmgmfmmrmmhhmmmmfmgmmjnmhmgr

[Mert @mmert_1k]

Şu fiziğe obez diyen erkeğin ibne olduğunu düşünüyorum

[Melink @_Melink_]

Tap to see chubby Teto

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

this is what it feels like being a sensitive young man with no lovely foid

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

imagining the cheap beer is piss so it’s easier to drink

[Brian O’Fahey @BrianOFahey1]

@TMZ

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

has anyone observed that suddenly young white people are being drawn instinctively, like the salmon swimming upstream, to eating tinned fish. possibly the most clear cut case ever of an epigenetic or astrological phenomenon

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[Fiedia 🌸✩🚩 @POLREWK0M]

any read breadhead would know that this is, pardon the expression, breadslop

[Hat Simon Sex? @BodenDer]

@basedstationnn

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're fucking blurry