Bogert The Dog

I fucking love my stuffed turtle!!!!

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

I bone on the first date!!!

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

Anyone wanna do something later? I have a stuffed turtle, and a tennis ball we could play with...

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

Who cares about Lebron James... Not this dog

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

Just saw that douchebag mail man again...

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

Fuckin bored... Gonna go get in the trash or something...

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

If u want to get girls just take me with you... Chicks dig me

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

Got a new ball today... I love balls

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

Really find it offensive when people call each other dawg...

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

Someone take me for a fucking car ride, PLEASE!!!

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

Mr. steal yo dog

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

When life throws you a bone you chew that shit...

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

Go ahead and don't follow me... It would be awful of anything were to happen to your cat...

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

If I could bite anyone right now it would probably be Justin Beiber... He'd probably taste decent

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

If you even say the word 'outside' you better just plan on letting my ass out...

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

Smelled like 3 new butts today, pretty decent day if you ask me

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

@EvaSanchez98 @Rap4hope nice looking dog there

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

My master is a real dick sometimes... Can't even chew on his girlfriends bra... That's alright I'll pee on the floor later

[Bogert The Dog @BogertDog]

I didn't chose the dog life, the dog life chose me...