Hannah McMahon

Airport thoughts and ramblings of a 20 something.

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

Ate chocolate cake for breakfast and now my body is very upset. #boo #noregrets

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

@sunnymok

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

@UberEats thanks for sending a promo code to my email and then telling me I’m not eligible for that promotion in the app. 😡😡😡

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

Today is my favorite holiday!!! national lasagna day!! 😍😍😍

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

@kristen_brownie Yaaaaas!!!

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

Help I can’t stop eating

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

I hate that there’s nobody to stop adult me from eating most of a large pizza alone. #sendhelp

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

Got excited because I thought I heard a dog barking in the airport. Turned out to be a small child. #boo

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

My dad changed his profile pic on Facebook to a pic with me, but cropped half of me out. #parentingfail

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

None of my coworkers laughed at my jokes today, but at least I’m on the beach in Maui. #falife

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

@SavvyMuhon I miss your face!!!

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

Ordered 3 kids meals because it was less expensive than one adult meal and with delivery they’ll never find out I’m not a kid! #feast #winning

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

I hid Jeremy’s cologne because it smelled bad and forgot to tell him before we left the hotel. Now he’s angry, but I feel like I did him a favor. #boyfriendprobs

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

This man just watched me eat my delicious breakfast sandwich without looking away. Hey man, you can buy your own for $5! #noneforyou #notapettingzoo #flightattendantlife

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

Are the small ramp cars at the airport street legal? Because I want one. #airportlife

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@geekpharm This always bears reposting

[Hannah McMahon @BoHannah_]

@sunnymok @Delta Do you wanna get on a broken plane and fly 38,000 ft in the air?