Gandalf Greyhame

Go 'head miss thang. 💅

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@RevKrytical What religion was Gutenberg? 7th Day Adventist?

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@TittyCroissant6 @iamreddave Literally never heard anyone call it noughts and crosses.

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@iamreddave Xs and Os for me (Ireland).

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@TerribleMaps cries in Irish

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@CompulsiveFriar @TheKingDaughtaa You just won Twitter. The "Wah?" un-understanding response was chef's kiss.

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

Guys in the comments saying this isn't true clearly don't go to church, because from my experience this is absolutely true. I've met so, so many girls in their late 20s and 30s frantically praying for a spouse, and not getting approached by the awkward Catholic men around them.

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

we have an epidemic of lonely church girls

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

This has to be schizophrenia, right?

[Duke Canuck 🤙 @duke_canuck]

I’m fascinated by his lack of self awareness.

Kinda jealous to be honest. Be cool to think you’re so awesome all the time even when people are laughing at you.

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@duke_canuck This has to be schizophrenia, right?

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

Not surprising but a great spot. Had never noticed this before.
May the noticing continue.

[CatholicDad 🇻🇦 ✝️ @GJMc358421]

@DSDOConnor Spielberg is key to all of this. I’m only just seeing it now. Look at the perversion of The Sacred Heart image of E.T

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@hippojuicefilm Waitress is cute.

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

Always been a buck teeth enjoyer, always will be.
You can bookmark this.
It may become significant later.

[𝗭𝗲𝗹𝗴𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀 𝕏 🥷🇪🇸 @EorzeanNinjaX]

@JackNapierNot I can’t get past the buck teeth brother

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@tuuu28283 Is that a raw egg white and all?

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

Oh my mannerisms. That's tough to watch.

[Judy is CaitlinMaxxing @phiIawnba]

😭😭😭 I’m sorry but I just cannot take adult wiggers serious. It’s like adult they/thems.

You’re supposed to leave that shit behind in high school. Grow tf up

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

What am I actually talking to when I'm talking to AI?
How does it work? Is it beyond my ability to comprehend?

I feel like a Stone Age man trying to understand how a calculator works.

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@AsymmetricFina2 @dimorphist Is this genuine lore? Link?

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

10 Things I Hate About You is the best nothing-to-do-with-Shakespeare 90s Shakespeare movie though.

[shiloh. 🌈 @queenathenah]

the way we watched this movie as an “introduction to shakespeare” in middle school

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@barbarian_62656 @_____Loni_____ @OswaldsTopGuy Got 'em.

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@memechaotic Worst one so far well done.

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

iS 1600g cARbS fR0m cRoiSSaNts aNd spAgHetTi pEatY??

[Gandalf Greyhame @Boio89]

@VitoBrevis Woah is that what he looks like now? Gosh I just want to give him a hug.