Bold Claims

King of the Bold

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“I’m not average, I’m a firefighter”

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“Real Canadians do their coke in work camps and husky gas station bathrooms”

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“I’m a solid 8”

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“Your not ugly your just poor”

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“Somebody made me watch an episode of queer eye and I didn’t really like it” #boldclaim

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“I want my funeral to be at Fuddruckers with a vat of jalapeño cheese sauce”

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“I just called a girl the Bubba Gump of beans as a pick up line and it worked”

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@timquiring And I thought I was bold

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“Human or person?”

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If Philip Rivers would have worn a domer, he would have won a Super Bow

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I can’t believe I have to keep watching these close game. I already have had to watch them come back from 25 in the super bowl - Classic patriots fan self pity

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“Radiologists don’t even need to go to school. It’s just basic pattern recognition, looking at pictures all day”

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After getting $1000 speeding ticket in construction zone “it was an honest mistake”

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So what’s your excuse? “Everyone else was driving faster than me and the signs were all knocked over, I’m the only one who got pulled over”

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I can’t fit in normal suits. My chest and arms are well above average

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Tesla is a Ponzi scheme

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“Jay Cutler you are a burning turd of just shatty....burning turds”

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Happy New Year. May all your endeavours be as bold as I

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The blue jays have the 2nd worst pitching rotation in the ALS. I mean MLS #what #bold #icebucketchallenge #soccer