Bollywood Guru

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Would you like to see Pitbull, Bald MMA Pit Fighters, Akon or Florida perform along with your favorite Bollywood star?

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Out of the Government, Opposition, 2 sides of the Anti Corruption Movement who will never vote for each other and Regional Parties

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Who will be the Cheese Ball, Puff Ball, Puff Corn Snacks and Monster Paw Guys (A Fielding over throw resulting in a pigeon dead)

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Who will be the Man Behind The Scenes (The spiritual and motivational leader in the locker room

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who keeps the boys pumped but doesn't get to play owing to fitness issues)

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Who will be the Weighing Your Cup and Charging You For It (A Bookie who tells you its a white wash series

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plus says he will get you original trophies from the governing body)

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Who will be Mr Buddy Pack and Mr My Can (A Director and Producer Duo for upcoming Bollywood cricket film projects)

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Who will be 50% Less Fat Wafer Guy (A Bookie who may not run away and return some of your betting money)

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And Finally who will be Mr in Love With the Game (A Book by the Captain of the World's Best Bastman)

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Quality of Life (The CWG Chairmen watching the British Pm play a few cricket shots).

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The Tigers Blood at Yogurtbay has nothing to do with punching a tiger who then growls at you or a slot machine u pull with 3 tigers

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or a toffee . But is a Strawberry-Watermelon Yogurt at The Bay! No animal, real tiger was harmed or showcased via graphics in its making

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Just because it's cold does it mean it's a cone, cream or custard.... No its pure frozen yogurt at Yogurtbay

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Out of the Government, Opposition, 2 sides of the Anti Corruption and Regional Parties, Who will be The Bright Future Guys

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(Seniors who say the responsibility is now with the youngsters)

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Who will be Mr Negotiator (An umpire who settles batsman and fielder's arguments and fights)

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Who will be Mr Forest Berry Cream (A batsman with a runner who gets out while taking a quick single)

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Who will be Black currant sundae, Pina chips and Havana toppings (Tail end batsmen who do falling reverse sweeps

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Who will be Mr Yogurt Ice Cream (A confused bowler who bowls 4 wides down the leg and lets the 5th one slip from his grip)