Ramsay Bolton

Bastard son of Roose Bolton. Fond of an ugly pet called Reek. I hunt human game with my pack of bitches and flay my enemies!

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

Now that my Reek has gone on a traitor's holiday, I randomly say #TimesUp whenever I'm in the mood to flay a wench! @snapdragon213 @GirlyOfTheMoon

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

None of my wenches better be involved with the #MeToo movement. Sexual harassment is part of the job description at House Bolton! @snapdragon213 @GirlyOfTheMoon

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

Has my Reek become the new Gendry? Where the fuck are you spineless kraken!? #GameOfThrones

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

I wonder when my dumb wife @PureEmpress is going to toss her wolf bitch of a sister over that walkway railing. A good hard shove will do it!

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

@PureEmpress Oh... I had pleasure wife! Especially, when I was choking the life out of you with my belt around your neck. *grins with dark amusement*

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

Who needs dragons when I got Reek and his foul breath to kill my enemies with! @TheKrakenReek

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

@PureEmpress That's why I have Reek around wife. His kraken tongue can turn any dry desert into a wet oasis! #WhoCaresAboutYourPleasure #ItsAllAboutMe

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

I feel the same as Sam whenever my wenches rattle on about useful information no one really cares about. @snapdragon213 @GirlyOfTheMoon

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

I'm looking for love wenches, because my wife @PureEmpress is cold as a Tully trout in the sack! #BachelorInParadise

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

Tiny bastard Jon Snow and his band of merry men are off to play Pokemon GO beyond the Wall! #ThankTheGodsImDead #WTFisGoingOnWithThisShow

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

@MattSaccaro I poison them! Everyone thought my brother was SO cool until he started puking his bloody guts out.

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

@PureEmpress Better watch out wife, I think @Starkpup is getting ready to stab you with her needle. I recognize the look of wanting to off a sibling!

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

@PureEmpress You definitely were an upgrade from Reek... *smirks wickedly* Plus, with your head shoved into the furs I didn't hear any complaints either.

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

@PureEmpress I don't know what you're bitching about wench! Bolton babies are known to be the cutest in the realm. Unlike the "ugly duckling" Starks.

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

Anyone tell the Hound there's a giant chicken loose? #TrumpChicken

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

@PureEmpress *glares with fury behind his cold eyes* Hurt my child and I shall make sure you never have a moments peace ungrateful wife! #GhostsCanRape

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

If @PureEmpress was a smart wife, she would kill off her siblings before they become more of a nuisance. I even helped with Rickon!

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

@PureEmpress *leers, letting his pale eyes roam over your body* Well your tits look bigger. Full of milk ready to nourish my heir. #HouseBoltonReboot

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

@PureEmpress You were tight as a snare drum... Good thing Reek was there to provide assistance. *smirks wickedly*

[Ramsay Bolton @BoltonRamsay]

@PureEmpress A bastard is all you deserved after being tainted by an imp! I bet that lecherous creature got to 2nd base with you. #StarkGirlsAreEasy