Theo Bombastus

Retired cheese salesman, amateur chocolateur.

[Theo Bombastus @Bombastus16]

@GOP Jesus backwards is sausage.

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@marcorubio What is it you MAGAs always send? Thoughts and prayers?

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@tedcruz, nice to see you finally came out of the closet. https://t.co/PULy3Tei43

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Will Rollins | Mark Takano - Rally For Our Rights Want to join me for this Will Rollins for Congress event? https://t.co/olEDfwCm5Y

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Will Rollins | Mark Takano - Rally For Our Rights Want to join me for this Will Rollins for Congress event? https://t.co/olEDfwCm5Y

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@EliseStefanik

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

That monster 🙄

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@MysterySolvent Yeast of Eden

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@KaylaChowShow I just did for an Orange Julius and a pretzel.

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@AnnieForTruth Jesus has candy?

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@benshapiro Walker's pro-life unless the convenience of the father is at risk. Typical MAGA hypocrisy.

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@GOP Tired of the GOP being soft on insurrection.

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@HerschelWalker You sure about that ? “He didn’t accept responsibility for the kid we did have together, & now he isn’t accepting responsibility for the one that we didn’t have...and now he wants to take that choice away from other women and couples entirely.”

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@charliekirk11 Thought you MAGAts hated both California and teachers.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Breaking: New Georgia Senate Poll

Raphael Warnock (D) 50%

Herschel Walker (R) 38%

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@DrOz Fuck you, puppy killer.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

"I oppose abortion in all cases, unless it's to save the political life of the father"

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@KLoeffler Who are you again?

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@MichaelRapaport Blood sausage and head cheese