Andy Sheller

I am BATMAN!

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

90 min soccer game

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

Power naps FTW or just napping in general

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

😂😂https://t.co/3CeJqY0D0T

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

BREAKING: JR Smith has agreed to sign with the Los Angeles Lakers, but the Lakers did not agree.

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

Facebook outdid themselves this time....you can literally put people on snooze and not get any of their posts for however long you want. Thanks Facebook!

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

Shush girl shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

There is no better call in sports than the Mexican soccer goal on Telemundo.

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

I bet your extremely tech-savvy dad who still wears a fanny pack and carries a smart phone saw your well-orchestrated post wishing him a Happy Father’s Day.

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

The litmus test to determine if you are getting old is if there is a radio station that plays “throwbacks” of hip hop/rap songs that were popular when you were in middle school. Damn you Ja Rule, Ashanti!!

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

I find myself looking at some invisible camera and doing the “Jim Halpert” look when my coworkers or boss do some dumb stuff.

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

How does Draymond Green not get a technical every second he is on the court?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

17 years ago today, Allen Iverson crossed over Tyronn Lue, hit the jumper, and proceeded to step over him https://t.co/sQoKmAbhc0

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

@allisonjeannn Rookie mistake

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

I went to a winery and bought a bud light. I am what they call cultured.

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

@Megan_Snods I know I am a bad son!

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

I accidentally said Happy Mother’s Day to my mom in person instead of writing a paragraph or posting a picture about it on social media.

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

All my snapchat tells me is that I live a boring life compared to the rest of the world 😂#grandpalifestyle #shutin

[Andy Sheller @Bombshell11590]

@BeatinTheBookie That’s dumb. Spurs were a game away from facing somebody else in the playoffs other than golden state. Obviously couple players, namely Parker, are past their prime, but it would be a different series if they had Leonard. So please think before your tweet 😆