Brooke Bishop

sarcasm & a stethoscope

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

When someone asks me if my golden retriever is a beagle puppy

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

*dad gets up out of chair*
*Ellie (6y/o sis) sits in chair*
Ellie: eww this chair smells like farts!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

EVERY time dad sees me wearing ripped jeans he says "Did u destroy those perfectly good jeans or did u pay for them like that?"

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

@Luke_Endress yes 100%

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

@Luke_Endress he already knows sit, down, shake, and high five so we're almost there 😂

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

I hope my dog loves me as much as I love him

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

The sound of crunchy fallen leaves is music to my ears 😍😍🍂🍂

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

Every time I pet my dog I think, "This must be how it feels when a guy plays with your hair"

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

204 traffic is one of the many tools of the devil

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

@presleyhyde https://t.co/yEEzKNDjWx

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

Still can't believe I'm a real nurse now....it's like the coolest thing ever

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

this is what i imagine heaven to be like

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

John Krasinski has seen “The Devil Wears Prada” 75 times because he really loves the movie https://t.co/76pJ0Co1Ip

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hey, guy in black turtle neck at the bottom right corner of my tv screen... Yelling in sign language is still yelling.

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

Netflix killed the video store

[Brooke Bishop @BoMBshelle22]

@leigh_bry I know he's growing so fast!!!!

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

If pure anxiety was an Olympic sport, I'd feel really fucking anxious about all the gold medals I just won like a BOSS.