Death Can't Keep Us Apart ☮

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͏i know joe

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28

[kordell @lledrook]

lil nigga did not see that shit comin LMFAOOO

[peter @hirofusagi]

I masterbate daily just cause one day I wont be able to anymore. So any day not jerked is a day wasted.

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Opinions are like buttholes I really wanna see yours n maybe even taste it

[Santiago Palladino @smpalladino]

Yesterday I asked my 4y/o what she wanted for dessert:

Her: If there's one tangerine left, I want that. If not, a banana.
Me: Oh, we got plenty of tangerines.
Her: Then I want a banana.

She's on track to become a programmer.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[doomer @uncledoomer]

no, you don't have "trouble with names" you view people as NPC's, like you would a shopkeeper in a video game. And that's OK, because most of them are

[Moss @MossuNoAH]

Asuka is quite literally the most comically straight character ever written

[G.T.M. @GTM5471]

did you know that Nintendo named it the N64 because N is coincidentally the 64th letter in the alphabet

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

Have yourself a beer. You didn’t earn it, you don’t deserve it, but you can do whatever you want.

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

I think North America in the cretaceous has a clear shot

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

52 year old teenage girl

[StarBard @StarvelingBard]

They were cooking up peak gender discourse FYP engagement bait in 1888

[JAKE SING @jakesing_]

chud lite

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Redd @ReddCinema]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

nigga got whooped so bad she never wanted to see again 😭

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

is it gay to suck penis