Matheus ¹/2

Criador do true crime para quem não suporta o som de sangue

[CommieTurk @PunishedCommie]

Rewatched Dark Knight Rises and witnessed Bane setup revolutionary tribunals, proletarian militias, free political prisoners, and abolish local authority

[G L O C K Ã O 🇩🇪 @p4ssouoglock]

a Globo depois que descobriu a IA:

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

Hilarious, until Joe Rogan convinces 15% of voters

[Matheus ¹/2 @Bonattobones]

Toda hora alguém é mais performático que eu

[lu @ludwwx]

e minha amiga q a tela do celular parou de funcionar e ela tá usando um mouse pra mexer nele

[vini @quero_sossego]

eu trabalhando na loja de informática: tá aqui seu water cooler luísa sonza

[ed @asherw01fe]

When I’m 90 and my grandkids are singing pinky up by katseye

[Nic @Elegba99]

They should make a version of Yesterday—but instead of it being an Indian guy who's the only person who remembers the Beatles, it's a white guy who's the only person who remembers N.W.A.

[Reptolord🦖 @Reptolord]

This is literally the vibe I'm getting from any clip in the oval office these days

[Dino Veronese @eIotroyo]

Formula 1: Lo siento Max, el sensor 7 del MGU-K está con undervolting y solo reporta el 87% de la potencia. Box box, Hay que retirar, lo siento.
Rally: Y gordo sacale la suspensión y tirale una roca, capaz seguís corriendo así

[Alethia (Hestia) @alethia__23]

Why do people insist on being so evil to the Mother of God? If the woman who bore Christ is just a "birthing chamber," then what are the rest of us? Just wombs?

[julián! loucel @kirishimapunk]

charles xavier: to me my xmen

los xmen en el patio de la mansion x:

[leah 🍁 ☻ @shortnsevered]

nah, widow’s bay is hilarious.

[sra. isabola @alicefazpao]

primeiro que mini dinossauro não se compra, se adota

[ًluna @shivhightower]

just finished slow horses s3e3 #DivaDown 💔💔💔💔💔

[BlabberingCollector @BlabberingC]

Dwayne Johnson
The Jonas Brothers
Lin Manuel Miranda
Anne Hathaway

All became Disney Legends before Jim.

Reeks of politics and butt kissery.

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

What is complicated about this

[MT @MasterTainment]

Bro turned a mean spirited joke into a bag.

He really is the CEO.

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

In A Quantum of Solace the villain gains a monopoly on water and uses it to jack up prices. The British government sends James Bond to kill him. Have we considered this option?

[Zé Pereira #ApostoloDeMasaiUjiri @Jpsn89]

Eu tô pouco me fodendo se ele é o maior vencedor de Slams da história.

Para mim, essa sempre será a primeira lembrança de Novak. Um homem minúsculo e ignóbil para a sociedade, completamente incompatível com o cara que maneja a raquete.

Absurdo alguém se sujeitar a isso.