Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ

Soccer Aficionado, Fitness Junkie, Ortho Physician Assistant. Bones and sports ⚽️ make me giddy

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Actions speak louder than words, Tim Weah sacrificed his summer and risked his reputation to save the USMNT 🇺🇸 from the evil bald man.

Everything went as planned and we now have a big name coaching the national team.

Thank you patriot 🦅🇺🇸

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

Tim Weah is the true patriot #BerhalterOut #USMNT @USMNT

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

Amen. God Bless America #4thofJuly #Merica

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

We didn’t fight for independence 248 years ago, go through a civil war, win 2 World Wars, win a Cold War, a Great Depression, multiple financial crisis and literally create entertainment just to settle for Berhalter as the USMNT 🇺🇸 head coach.

Abraham Lincoln didn’t die for this.

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

@MenInBlazers I would replace myself

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

@USMNT @ussoccer please fire Berhalter already. Don’t waste the most talented USMNT ever. For the love of God

[MLS Buzz @MLS_Buzz]

The facts about Gregg Berhalter. This is all you need to know..

1. He never won a single trophy at the club level

2. He was fired from his only job in Europe (Swedish 2nd division) for having a bad attack

3. Five years in MLS, finishing 7th, 4th, 18th, 5th, and 10th in the standings. The Crew won MLS Cup 2 seasons after he left

4. Worse PPG in MLS than several other American managers at the time of his hiring- Vermes, Porter, Fraser, Marsch, Curtin.. all with better managerial records than Gregg

5. Has won 1 of 11 (9%) games against top 20 teams not named Mexico as USMNT manager

6. Despite having the most talented team in the region, finished 3rd in WCQ

7. He has the most talented team in American soccer history, but has not once eclipsed any unprecedented heights as USMNT manager.

I have absolutely 0 idea what he’s done to deserve 8 full years as the USMNT coach in such a pivotal time other than being buddy-buddy with some of the players.

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

The secret to PR @onepeloton rides is to take a 75min Matt Wilpers ride while watching top gun maverick

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

@onepeloton why did you remove the filter application from the app?? Put it back!

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

The #USMNT is running all over Mexico right now. And Mexico response is to play cartel games and pick fights they can’t win

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

Referee has completely lost control of this game. No idea how to manage it and throwing out cards like candy

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

@USMNT @CBSSports it’s pretty pathetic that we live in the US, this game is in the US, and the only way we can watch the #USMNT game is in Spanish #merica

[Steven Rattner @SteveRattner]

It's the guns.

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

I should have been an NFL kicker #NFLPlayoffs #soccerlegsfordays @dallascowboys

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

In honor of @TaylorTwellman announcing that he's leaving ESPN after 13 years.

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

This whole story is absolutely insane

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

"In a nutshell, it tells you where U.S. Soccer is, and the state of U.S. Soccer."

— @TaylorTwellman on @OTLonESPN

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

@MarkCamperell He’s a fucking idiot

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

Dude whyyyyyyyy. It’s hard not to think a little less of you @Cristiano when all I wanted to do was praise you

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

Legend

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Pelé, legend of the game and 3x FIFA World Cup Champion, has passed away at the age of 82

[The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷 @TheIranWatcher]

The Iranian national team players have decided to donate their World Cup prize money to freeing prisoners.

Yesterday, 20 prisoners were freed in Ardabil, and others will be freed in Bushehr, Lorestan, Kashan, and other cities across Iran.

Great act of charity by our players. 👏

[Ash Kaviani PA-C, CAQ @BonefidePA]

I’ll leave this here