RIVER.

Between the pyramids and the morgue.

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@amourenity Are you going to be in trouble for the abrupt absence of light in heaven today?

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

The road to godhood, they croon, is paved with madness. But what do those trembling, half-alive insects know.

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@indecentpals After a prolonged period of haunting my little cave, I've decided to venture out in search of conversation. Looking for stories, peculiar fixations, embarrassing anecdotes or fragments of thoughts that never found a proper home. I'll trade you some of mine in return.

MVRP | MDNI

[BASE. @indecentpals]

🍄 #findingpals 🍄 start!

you may retweet this tweet and reply to this photo with your own caption! we’ll wait until 10PM. 🦇

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

Just secured a bachelor’s degree in.. something best left unspecified for everyone’s safety and mine.

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@indecentpals Hey.

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

Just the run-of-the-mill schlub with rusty bones and slimy innards slogging through this oh-so-jolly Christmas Day.

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

Biting as a power play to crush and conquer, versus biting as masochistic gamble where you expose your jugular and pray they don't rip your throat out.

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@fameinlace If ever there was a soul in dire need of a motivational nudge to escape the siren call of those sheets, it’s yours. A weekly gym session could work wonders, for real.

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

Pumping iron into the musculus skeletalis so when life slithers in to fuck me over with its inevitable bullshit, I'll ram it right back twice as vicious.

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@edenhearted Thanks for noticing the effort. At this rate, do you think I could start invoicing for it and call it a career?

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@pommecores It genuinely stings that my kindness in taking you to get checked out somehow got rebranded as me ditching you. 🫩

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@pommecores am I.. what, exactly? Did I catch you so off guard you misplaced your words along with your composure? 🤨

[Joseph. @pommecores]

@indecentpals Are you perhaps… 🤨

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@indecentpals Hey.

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

Wondering if anyone can tell I missed something essential back in my formative years.

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

https://t.co/H0nSqzY9jP

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@Lebensfrude Correct, even comfort zones come stamped with an expiration date. And for what springs to mind with those things you mentioned, could it be a crackling fireplace? Or are you thinking of something more pinpointed?

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@Lebensfrude there were times when I embraced the darkness as a best friend, but this isn’t one of those times. These days, I’d rather put as much distance as possible between myself and the dark. Hi, new friend. If the murk isn’t your thing, then what is?

[Astrid @Lebensfrude]

@indecentpals Not really a fan of the murk, but adding another company close to you would probably make the dread feel bearable. So, hi, looks like you’ve got another pal here!

[RIVER. @BONEFORGED]

@pommecores Get up and grab your bag. I’m whisking you off to the ER for a full head and eye overhaul. You see, my generosity’s practically saintly. 🤨