Luke Sullivan

Oh jeez

[Luke Sullivan @BoneProcessUnit]

This post epitomizes my struggle of having an insane dream about the cast of The Pitt starring in a new Resident Evil Outbreak game and having nobody who cares about both of those things simultaneously

[🌿 @koitotwt]

when you’re about to go on a permanent sabbatical but the resident they hire is evil

[Luke Sullivan @BoneProcessUnit]

BABE! I did not “faint” or “pass out” due to the blood loss. I made a tactical retreat from conscious, babe. Basically a tactical Power Nap. Combat instincts kicking in at the doctor’s office shouldn’t give you the ick babe you don’t understand

[Luke Sullivan @BoneProcessUnit]

@iron_jawed I opened up Twitter for the first time this week and I see this and an ad to join the IDF

[David Hering @hering_david]

“It’s ok - better times are just around the corner!”

The corner:

[WH @hastifliche]

engraving on my rapier: 'This Machine Kills Fops'

[0live 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇺 🐇🐈🦌 @0liviaolive]

i very much like mr david lynch because i go through life with the belief that love is what makes life worth it and also a profound sense of dread

[a @ihcarama]

kyle maclachlan’s tiny hoop earring in blue velvet… what a wondrous thing

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Fortunately if you make Blue Velvet you live forever even if you die

[w҉h҉i҉t҉e҉ ҉ ҉t҉e҉v҉i҉n҉ @30000MONKIES]

David Lynch - This Man was Shot 0.9502 Seconds Ago (2004), one of the best ever

[Luke Sullivan @BoneProcessUnit]

I’d say “rest in peace, David Lynch,” but frankly, I’m not sure he’d want peace, or at least the popular conception of that. I think the idea of an afterlife where he couldn’t make art would drive that guy insane. So here’s hoping he doesn’t have to deal with that

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

Day 8 of eating scrambled eggs

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

Maybe I’m just in a silly goofy mood but this is destroying me

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

sick of touchscreens, sick of GUIs. i want every electronic device in my life to have an enormous bank of single-purpose switches and controls like a nuclear reactor

[Luke Sullivan @BoneProcessUnit]

When bro is too sanguine

[Marsh @MarshSMT]

had blood taken earlier and I feel so relaxed now bloodletting might be the method

[evil sam @lacroixupdates]

me at the cardinal slumber party asking everyone what their pope name would be

[Luke Sullivan @BoneProcessUnit]

There’s nothing quite like the camaraderie felt between you and the letter that begins your name

[Luke Sullivan @BoneProcessUnit]

Jesus Christ I donated to Wikipedia and now they won’t stop dragging themselves back to my doorstep and texting me like a scorned ex

[Luke Sullivan @BoneProcessUnit]

@iron_jawed My man’s trying to whisper into his mirror