Will Jones

Believe it or not I could be making most of this up.

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I attempted to slide tackle and dive on quail which makes me badass

[Will Jones @Bones_Narrates]

When you look like HIV-Positive Matthew Mcconaughey

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"In a 1000 years when people are looking at the history of WW3 with the US and Korea, people will see that Will Jones fired the first shot"

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"Man i had this thing [ridgeline] was just covered in mud a few weeks ago"

[Will Jones @Bones_Narrates]

In honor of that animal on my head getting trimmed

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"It's Vaction! It's scotch thirty y'all."

[Will Jones @Bones_Narrates]

Bones Xmas list:
1. Copenhagen Mint (bc he's kuntry)
2. Mud tires (bc he has a ridgeline)
3. Dewars Scotch (bc he's a "southern gentleman")

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Epps-"So will you be home Sunday?"
Bones-"Unless I get a hot date"
Epps-"So I will see you Sunday"

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"My MLB 2k player has my flow"

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For Sale: pair of goalie gloves. 3 years old but hardly used, look brand new. Meet me at the shell off of 64 gotta grab some chaw too.

[Will Jones @Bones_Narrates]

Dip check. Musket check. Obnoxious flow check. I'm ready to shoot some Yankees

[Will Jones @Bones_Narrates]

If you see me without aviators or a dip in Ill let you have a ride in the ridgeline if you're lucky enough

[Will Jones @Bones_Narrates]

If I had a nickel for every time I have taken college algebra I would have a quarter. But please check my math on that.

[Will Jones @Bones_Narrates]

"(Tire hits wheel well) Damn the ridgeline really needs a lift"

[Will Jones @Bones_Narrates]

"Guys I'm goin to have to leave early tomorrow. I am reenacting the Battle of Franklin as a member of the rebel infantry"

[Will Jones @Bones_Narrates]

"The flow is so raging that I have to blow dry it now"

[Will Jones @Bones_Narrates]

"Hold on let me load up and at least look like a local (puts dip in)"

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"Chuck hold up there's a deer in our presence"

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"I decided not to fight for the navy but I might just end up fighting in the court room someday"

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This one time I was in a frat