This really really fucking magnificent melon is curing my depression. I don't feel sad when he is around. Thank you Homie Melon for changing my life for the better. I am your biggest fan.
Bought a bouquet of beautiful Valentine's flowers from Clover. She asked me who it was for and I giggled and twirled my hair so I didn't have to tell her that I'm eating half and feeding the other half to my worms #MyWorms
When I was created Mephone put his hands on my shoulders and told me "you are going to be the best, kindest one of my creations. That is your quest" & well I'm not doing too good