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[#TheDojo Podcast ⛩ @TheDojo_Podcast]

"Abaya eNoord abasale. End phumani" that time you just woke up from a good ass nap. Hao tsebe hotswa ba feng and these drivers hate repeating themselves 🤣

[P🦋 @palimotloung]

Raw-dogging it every morning because I wear the same thing in different colours. I have nothing left to give to that place to make an effort 😓

[Aya @yandazondo]

Concert seating etiquette, please 😭 If you bought a ticket for a specific level and your seat is allocated there, PLEASE sit where your ticket says you should be.

[Big Baby🌚❤️ @AdesolaBlessinB]

When I’m mid-argument and realize I’m actually wrong, so I just start focusing on their tone

[bohloko. @sbaalii]

Guys di feelings wa di lwantsha, o kase jole le ex ya gao gape .

[♉︎ @triggeredhour]

come outside! @BigSean

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

*work ends at 5pm*

me at 10:35am:

[Itu @ItuMahuma_]

Nna life e ya di KPI ya mbora nou😔

[𝒟𝑒𝑒 🫟 @Dedication_N]

"Baby don't forget neh" 😭💎

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

dinner at 5:30pm and in bed by 9pm. maybe old people were onto something

[‏ً @itsmanjobruh]

trying to figure out if I’m burnt out, in the wrong career, need a getaway or if I hate working.

[Lou 🫍 @louroll89ffs]

When a car lets you cross the road

[Ranjeni Munusamy @RanjeniM]

Terrifying se moer.
What do you think we mean when we sing:
‘Uit die blow van onse hemel…”?
🇿🇦

[Herman ⚡ @hermux]

Pilot's name has been revealed: Wilgo Louw

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

Every now and then I see discourse about if it’s ethical to pierce babies ears or not. I wish my mom gave me an ear stack tbh like…

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

o sare o save(a) chelete, charger e senyege💔

[monty @monty_avo]

and if your name is jolene it’s always gonna be UP

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

80 years old… she was just a fucking kid…