If you ever feel unlucky just remember I waited seven years for my birthday to be on a Saturday this year, only for a leap year to skip it and move it to a Sunday. ๐๐
Imagine you've gone to see a marching band with your dad and he hits you with "Son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, The beaten and the damned?"
Stop being weird for a moment old man and let me enjoy the parade.