Bonnie Burke

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

@LunaAlpha Chiavetta's is a marinade used mainly on chicken. Loganberry is a juice drink that's sickeningly sweet.

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

Every morning my stupid Dell computer takes forever to load. It's like it has to remember that it's a computer.

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

@louisck I just wanted to let you know that I've never loved anything as much as I love your show, and its characters. #Louie

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

"I used to cut myself to Dashboard Confessional, I LOVE love." I skipped my prom to see them. #workaholics #welcometocollege

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

"If I wanted a laugh, I'd turn on Mind of Mencia and laugh my shaft off," said hopefully no one ever. #workaholics #welcometocollege

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

Loving Vanessa Carlton in this week's #workaholics #welcometocollege!

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

@pattonoswalt I'm glad you agree that was a cheap shot! My fiancé disagrees with us. I still loved it though. It was deserved.

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

Anybody want to #DrawSomething with me? Username is Bonnie_Bot.

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

FYI: All torrents of my new standup special are fakes with Jingle All the Way in it. Download it from me at http://t.co/d0gNHVi5 for $5.

[Harley Morenstein @HarleyPlays]

RT if you rolled up a rim, are rolling up a rim or plan on rolling up a rim!

[ABASSI DUBIAKU @veeveeveeveevee]

my spirit animal is scott disick

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

@ActionBronson complexcircuitry at gmail.com. Thank you! Still bummed though, we only wanted to brave the cold to see you.

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

@ActionBronson Dude! I'm so bummed! We were coming to see you to celebrate my birthday!

[charlotte ronson @cjronson]

☺ RT @rickygervais: Only a few days to go till An Idiot Abroad 2 http://t.co/99Pa3QeP

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

@chelseahandler If your staff ever has another PA problem, I'm your gal. I'd do anything, and never be upset if you accidentally drugged me.

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

I iced out my Lighthouse, don't make me bring the #RICEOUT.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Someone who RTs this wins a FOD hoodie! Why? Why not!

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Hey, you look cold. Someone who RTs this wins a FOD hoodie!

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

iM ABOUT TO EAT A CAN OF POPEYE SPiNACH AND THEN WHOOP YO KANDY AZZ

[Bonnie Burke @BonnieBot]

@KREAYSHAWN Go see Kat Von D. LMAO.