High-Larry-US 😂

Plain Clothes Clown.

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

@elitefanboy Wait... 🤖 🤡

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

Old man woulda found out what the seats tasted like 5 rows down

[Broward Stern @KnowbodysTweets]

He would have been an angel in the outifield

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

Did she charge for the wax? If not that's pussy pro quo and totally admissible

[redrum @griffisu]

imagine your girl goes to get a wax and her wax girl posts her pussy on her page

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

As a career service industry professional, this joke makes it move a little

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

While tipping culture has gotten out of control and the system is clearly broken I think it’s probably not a problem to be fixed by ultra wealthy people complaining about it

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

Just letting y'all know: since I've realized we're on a flaming rock spinning space and nothing matters, i'ma let off some "fuck this existence" angst by tweeting just the most unhinged shit. Gonna do it for the love of the game unlike these fuckin -*pick me* blue checks...

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

@MasterTainment Naw, you just got first sleeps. Now you get to enjoy second sleeps like a tired hobbit.

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

Yeah, cause nobody ever sends me any....

[ᜰ @belikeski]

nudes are flowers for men btw

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

Wild crop/hand placement

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

BREAKING: Mavs have signed Jett Howard to a two-way deal.

#MFFL

[Kirk Henderson @KirkSeriousFace]

The signing of forwards will continue until morale improves

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

Me, for like 1 second each day:

[Funnyassjenise @funnyassjenise]

I act like I’m ok but I really want 10 bitches to sell cewchie for me 🏌🏿‍♀️

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

@Katieeighty8 The idelest...

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

@Katieeighty8 Oh. Fuggg

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

Ima "man , that's crazy..." till my eyes fall outta my sockets

[Queen Barbie 🫦🌺💦 @Queengreat_bad]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

Angela Bassett losing in Wakanda Forever

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

1a. Driving Miss Daisy winning Best Picture over Do The Right Thing

1b. Crash winning Best Picture over Brokeback Mountain

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

Let's get this fucking kickstarter up and running, because I'm in!

[Grace Ryan @nycgraceryan]

They should make soy sauce in a spray bottle so you can evenly distribute it over rice

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

Might as well have said "Hell" on Wednesday.

[JESSE (With No “i”) @Mr4thAndLong]

STAY COOL DFW 😳🔥😳🔥😳🔥😳🔥😳🔥😳🔥😳🔥😳🔥🔥🔥😳🔥

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

You silly fucks are shitting the bed if you don't get it through your thick skulls that this is clearly a Laffy Taffy ™️ classic

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

rodney dangerfield would never say this, this is a popsicle stick joke. none of you idiots understand anything

[High-Larry-US 😂 @Bonzi68]

@zaynahbear The trick is not letting everyone else in the world know you're dreaming. They hate that shit for some reason. 🤷🏾‍♂️