Boob McKenzie

Insider, Analyst, Shitposter. Parody/reddit insider cuz they finna ban us again fr, yo how much more can you fit in these things hmmm askjdf;aklsdjfioajdfklajda

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y'all smell that cuz to me it smells like y'all are back on your bullshit

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Final note: congrats on the sex Jimbo

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It was all a dream. I used to read word up magaizine. Kreider got a first and them futures we are considering.

Good night sweet princes.

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Shayne Gostisbehere is headed to the Coyoyes in a surprising move. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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It looks as through JG Pageau will be taking his talents to Sin City #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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I’m told the Rangers have pulled the trigger on both Chris Kreider and Brady Skeji but not necessarily in the same deal. Details to follow. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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Hearing that Tampa Bay is moving their Feete, yes the plural one. Expect multiple deals to be finalized shortly. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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Sebastian Aho is now a member of the Montreal Canadiens. The metro just got a little bit easier. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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Activity is picking up in LA. I’m told Tyler Toffoli and multiple defenceman could find a new home by the deadline. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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Hearing something big is brewing in Chicago. Word is Erik Gustafsson is on his way to Vegas but they may not be done there. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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I’m hearing Trevor Lewis is on his way to becoming a Panther. And he’s not changing sports to do so. #CanHeThrowAFootball #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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Sources tell me that the Blues’ AGM was fired after offering up Pietrangelo and Parayko for Jeremy Bracco, which was about to go through when the other GMs came into the office and found out. He was immediately fired and scooped up by the desperate Kings.

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The Blue Jackets are also listening to offers for Josh Anderson. I’m told they would like to keep the young winger but for the right price, he could be dealt. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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Columbus is listening to offers on Joonas Korpisalo and Ryan Murray. Word is they have received multiple offers on both payers. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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I’m told that Julius Honka is being traded to the Ottawa Senators. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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It appears Eric Staal is on his way to Tampa. The rich get richer in Florida. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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Madison Bowey has been dealt. He will be joining the Vancouver Canucks. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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I’m told multiple teams are looking into Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau (who does not have a no trade clause) as they hope to add the veterans for a cup run. #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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Sources say Tyler Toffoli will be leaving LA. Still awaiting details on the return.TradeDeadliesim2020

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I’m hearing that Cody Eakin will become a Member of the Colorado Avalanche before the deadline #TradeDeadlinesim2020

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Josh Ho Sang has been dealt. Awaiting confirmation but I believe he is headed to Ottawa. #TradeDeadlinesim2020