Britney Murdock

my pup & i like to take long walks to the fridge✨🍕

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

Truth of life: nothing a bite of durian mille crepecan't fix; if one can't, take two。springy and pleasant！

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

@elonmusk “Today you're paying $2 per gallon of gasoline... If Biden got in, you'll be paying $7, $8, $9 per gallon, and then he'll tell you to get rid of your car.”

Remember who said this in 2020 and accurately predicted what's happening now?

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

@nickmattii At the gym

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

@elonmusk Dogs… animals. So wish I was ready to build my doggy daycare/ rescue.

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

“the pacer test will start in 30 seconds”

[Sahlt @AlyciaTyre]

If you don’t want the best for your friends and want to see them succeed, wyd?

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

@dominic2697 Life is great I didn’t need my mommy to get 250k for bail money, sounds like life isn’t too hot for you tho.

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

@dominic2697 I like how this is your only insult. 😂 I must really suck at being a whore because I didn’t get knocked up and I guess im not that dumb because I don’t have a criminal record nor did I murder a child 🧐

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

this.

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

Anyone else have 1 person that will always get under your skin... in a good way and you don’t know why?

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

@monetjolin Wait like 5 months & then get pregnant 🤪

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

I counted [217] #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/yvMTfxPVzu

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

Wanna play a game? #Jigsaw

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

@PickleSnatcher You have to take care of you 💚

[Wild Child⚡️ @jessicawon57]

This covid shit lasting like a Honda Civic

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

It’s an all nighter tonight, to excited to sleep 10am hurry up!!!!

[Britney Murdock @BOOBalicious_15]

I’m getting a puppy. Sunday morning needs to hurry up.