Boob Pepperoni

Executive sports analysts for MMT and KDKA. Nightly sports call host. Extreme MMT aficionado. Proud father. Avid outdoorsman and fisherman. Follow my journey.

[Gary Snyder @GarySnyderEspn]

My top 5 worst players in MMT history:

1- Logan “Loser” Sweigart*
2- Devin “Dummy” Dishong*
3- Dominick “Dork” Lamberto*
4- Devin “Sucky” Seamon*
5- Eric “Crybaby” Queer*

*//= Idiot

[Boob Pepperoni @BoobPepperoni]

@BarryDingle12 @Morrison4_ @MayMadness2k19 @GarySnyderEspn WOW Barry this is a great find! Sources have told me that Morrison went to his anus doctor and inquired about getting a beehive inserted into his prostate just a month ago! I am having the Central Fart Intelligence look into this matter deeply!

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BREAKING NEWS: Sources close to @Morrison4_’s camp have revealed to me he has been illegally infiltrating the CalU dining halls after hours to steal fiber-dense foods! Campus police have been informed and an investigation is being conducted. Cc: @MayMadness2k19 @GarySnyderEspn

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@EricShun10 @devin_seamon @Morrison4_ Morrison is a cheat!! He’s been breaking into CalU dining halls!!

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BREAKING NEWS: Sources say @OwenTkatch has been indicted on charges of grand theft fart and could be sentenced to 10-62 years in prison. His lawyer said “ ya kidding me my client has no chance” no word yet from the Federal Fart Commission.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

LeBron James has agreed to 4-year, $154M deal with Lakers, Klutch Sports says.

[Boob Pepperoni @BoobPepperoni]

As you can see Owen was very happy to be selected for Feature Farter of the Week!

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Today I sat down with @OwenTkatch for an exclusive interview. Owen was selected Feature Farter of the Week. Owen received this honor from his peers and there has been some back lash. Many claimed that @dimitri__n deserved the honor, but the votes were in favor of Catch.

[Boob Pepperoni @BoobPepperoni]

We discussed many things like @ambridgearea school lunches, his poor MMT performance, and him allegedly sneaking around with @Johnstarksespn . The interview with be on Undisfarted and ESFN tomorrow evening.

[Boob Pepperoni @BoobPepperoni]

Ooooo mi fase wen mi bay @OwenTkatch feengerz mi bum whole😋😋🚼👀💯💪🏿 know better feewing un Erth eye prumise😫😫😫😫

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@craigwiltrek @Mrphillyyy @seleenapeperoni Also, I hope all fetishers can tune into the nightly sports call. Please call us tonight 412-575-2600

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@craigwiltrek @Mrphillyyy I will be making a guest appearance to the Ambridge-Baden Legion game today. Some of MMT’s most fierce competitors will be in action there. @seleenapeperoni and I will have full coverage of the game and an in-depth post game report following the game.

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@WPIALBasketball Straight blasphemy!! These four boys called into my show last night. Does anyone know who they are and where to find them? They screamed “bald headed teacher fetish fart” on the phone. Can anyone help??

[Seleena Pepperoni @seleenapeperoni]

@WPIALBasketball @joey_mass23 I hope there’s a girl mmt next year 😌 hopefully your shout out will bring popularity to our towns sport☺️

[Boob Pepperoni @BoobPepperoni]

@WPIALBasketball Please listen to the nightly sports cast for round two analysts and predictions! Tonight’s show will feature my lovely daughter @seleenapeperoni !!

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@Johnstarksespn @EricShun10 @rachel_pawl @MayMadness2k18 @SweigartBethany @ckrabold31 is my choice to win without a doubt!! I think she is a very proven candidate and she’s a two time WMMT runner up! Don’t sleep!

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@OwenTkatch @liam_buck4 @Devv_14 @devin_seamon @lauren_krupa16 @JasonLambert96 @sophia_spir @sara_sipes @XanderCheran @Morrison4_ @ShrimpBaymore @BIG_E_22_ @BadenBeach can sum1 pleeze cull thuh knightlee spurts coost toknight😩😩 Eye’ve bin lonely😕

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@tkatch_ Do you have #WhateverItTakes to win May madness? Or will you live forever as the weak Tkatch??

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@seleenapeperoni Okay babe anything for my little girl😘 I think I’ll do the 2.54¢ pancakes mixed with salmonella what are you thinking of getting?

[Boob Pepperoni @BoobPepperoni]

@seleenapeperoni hi honey what would you like for dinner tonight? You thinking horse liver, giraffe cock, or rabbit cum? Please let me know honey so I can stop at the store after work. Thank you sweetie