Sarah Hunton

I am the epitome of craziness

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"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos http://t.co/VeiCNQzqS9

[Sarah Hunton @Boobs_McGee]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/NKSKnnqeJ9

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/xc62SPLvuY

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/78WFwbJCVM

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http://t.co/hv6Y6crZcA I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/Yvrdw2owKn

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http://t.co/VsT7wamC1Z Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

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How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/QGebVW3nFE

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/TECyV9Lrho

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/NCKSKQxIFZ

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http://t.co/o6frwGm7ic Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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http://t.co/B7X1RIcMqJ I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

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http://t.co/vf7OH9EjRE Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/MFFrudf0oG

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http://t.co/Xokz4tnf Just gargled mouthwash all over my shirt. I'd be a horrible homosexual.

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If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters. http://t.co/xc0FlTK3

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It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers. http://t.co/1WFpTvj6

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http://t.co/mEe4vfRT So no one else is even mildly concerned that a bee is nutting hunny on our cheerios?

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You had me at "I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth." http://t.co/eQ3NYaCp

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Nothing like wearing a pair of crocs to say "I have no aspirations of getting laid tonight!" http://t.co/Aa9M5vjs