Shyam Srinivasan

Just on this to read news in one fell swoop. And bust @gunitradio's balls.

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[Carrington Harrison @cdotharrison]

How did this get cut from the theatre release???

[Shyam Srinivasan @Boogs79]

@ClayTravis Long, boring season. Lack of meaningful games. Lack of traveling calls. Whining. Too much one on one. Fan bases disengaged. Sure the options you provided are also reasons but there are so many more.

[Shyam Srinivasan @Boogs79]

Terps beat Iowa. Maybe we are actually really really really good with a really really really bad record. I don’t make the rules.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

USA is rocking game worn United States Olympic men’s hockey jerseys🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Thomas Rid @RidT]

M Street and Wisconsin in Georgetown taken over by a large crowd of celebrating Iranians, chanting USA USA … not what I was expecting during my run today.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A drone captures a chase of two wolves and rabbit. The rabbit never gives up.

[Michael Irvin @michaelirvin88]

MAN WHEN WE PLAYED IN THAT COLD WEATHER WE WAS COLD.

[Shyam Srinivasan @Boogs79]

OSU have a U of M problem?

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Girls: « We can’t talk with strangers »
Boys:

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

So McCallie and Baylor are two Chattanooga, TN private schools and huge rivals. They play this Friday and @McCallieSchool just dropped an all time hype video for the football game. Watch this:

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Oregon @CoachDanLanning talked about Charlie Kirk, violence, and how everyone has a right to their opinion in America. Damn this is good. Watch and share:

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

90% of financial advisors and stock pickers fail to beat the market. If you react emotionally, you’re likely to sell at bottoms and buy at tops. Buy S&P 500 index funds and just hold them for decades. Don’t overthink it.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Buy S&P 500 index funds and hold them for the rest of your life. Keep adding to your holdings as your finances allow. Check the value every six months or so. Even better, don’t bother to look for a decade or more. You’ll average 9% a year in decades to come. You’re welcome.

[Babak Mortazavi @babaksilvio]

This has happened to me multiple times most recently for a nhl playoff game. At stadium with my kids in tow, and tickets no good, the replacement tickets no good, and then customer service a nightmare to deal with. Really lost their touch over the years.

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

Facts

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Amen.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

This is one of the best throws I have ever seen. Acuna! Insane.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Tracking of an Eagle over a 20-year period. Tracker was set up in Russia. The eagle died in Saudi Arabia.

[Alex Friedman 🤠 @heyalexfriedman]

Men are funny because you can ask one what his best friend does for work and he’ll be like “I don’t know” meanwhile they’ve known each other for 20 years and talk every day