IRS: you owe us taxes
Me: how much do I owe?
IRS: you get to figure that out
Me: can I just pay what I want?
IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too
Me: what if I guess wrong?
IRS: jail
Happy tax day!
@ClayTravis Long, boring season. Lack of meaningful games. Lack of traveling calls. Whining. Too much one on one. Fan bases disengaged. Sure the options you provided are also reasons but there are so many more.
M Street and Wisconsin in Georgetown taken over by a large crowd of celebrating Iranians, chanting USA USA … not what I was expecting during my run today.
So McCallie and Baylor are two Chattanooga, TN private schools and huge rivals. They play this Friday and @McCallieSchool just dropped an all time hype video for the football game. Watch this:
Oregon @CoachDanLanning talked about Charlie Kirk, violence, and how everyone has a right to their opinion in America. Damn this is good. Watch and share:
90% of financial advisors and stock pickers fail to beat the market. If you react emotionally, you’re likely to sell at bottoms and buy at tops. Buy S&P 500 index funds and just hold them for decades. Don’t overthink it.
Buy S&P 500 index funds and hold them for the rest of your life. Keep adding to your holdings as your finances allow. Check the value every six months or so. Even better, don’t bother to look for a decade or more. You’ll average 9% a year in decades to come. You’re welcome.
This has happened to me multiple times most recently for a nhl playoff game. At stadium with my kids in tow, and tickets no good, the replacement tickets no good, and then customer service a nightmare to deal with. Really lost their touch over the years.
Men are funny because you can ask one what his best friend does for work and he’ll be like “I don’t know” meanwhile they’ve known each other for 20 years and talk every day