Book Of Brodin

The most swoly scriptures of Brodin. Gains be upon you.

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Spot onto others as you would have others spot onto you

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A moment of silence for all the chickens who have sacrificed their breasts for our gainz

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"Be the gains you want to see in the world" -Brohatma Ghandi

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Eat to build, train to destroy

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Use not the pad of pussies when worshipping in the squat rack. Feel the raw load of iron on your back, for it builds character and traps.

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@BecauseWeLift Your tweets are of great nature. Gains be upon you brother.

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"To lift heavy weight with mighty heart is what it means to he a swoldier in Brodin's army" - Brorinthians 3:12

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I shall not shame myself for arm day, for even the most loyal of brosciples must morph his biceps into footballs

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And Brodin said to the curlbro "leave behind your constant armday ways, and follow me, and you shall have tree trunk legs."

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For Brodin so loved the gym, that he gave his only son, Zyzz. So that whoever lifts through him shall not be meek, but have eternal gains

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Do not cry because you have doms, smile because they shall become gains

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Fear not leg day. Accept the load on your back and squat deep my brother, for your legs will become fucking massive

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Pity those who persecute the way of swole, for theirs is a life of jealousy

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Strive not for a lighter load, but for broader shoulders

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And he said "go forth and dead lift, and you will reap the eternal gift of gains"

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Do not take for granted your lifting partner. He is your first mate on the fierce and painful voyage to swolehala.

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Brodin lifts up those who lift themselves

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Blessed are the seekers of knowledge in the iron temple, for they shall be enlightened by the brosciples

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"Blessed are those who endure the pain of cutting, for their veins shall be 'mired" -Massthew 4:12

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"When I was a child, I acted as a child. When I became a man, I put childish things away, and started doing really fucking heavy dead lifts"