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I loved the original Graveyard Keeper, it's so comfy. I never thought they would make a sequel.
I'm so excited for this!!!!!
WAKE UP, KEEPER 💀
The sequel to your favourite unhinged classic is coming…this year!
Find out more & add Graveyard Keeper 2 to your wishlist: https://t.co/IEa3MHJCkw
I've become such a limp noodle of a girl that doing warm-up stretches leaves me sore. But I'll never give up on my dream of one day posting thirst trap pics for all my girlfriends
@AmyCal94 People can want something till they're blue in the face from screaming, but sooner or later they really need to accept that not everything in their life is an outcome they can choose or control.
Bodily autonomy rules and if someone doesn't respect that they can kick rocks.
Does anyone like plums only when they're unripe? I can't stand ripe plums, but I love when they're like two weeks premature.
I had a huge craving for a plum today at the grocer's, so I picked up the palest looking red plum I could find and devoured it like I was a jungle ape.
I went with a girlfriend to see Project Hail Mary since she listened to the audiobook and was dying to see it. I’m not a big sci-fi fan but holy wow that movie is GORGEOUS!!! The Vfx team deserve every award, some of the sequences had me literally gasping.
Massive recommend.
The ultimate gay gooner fantasy of having a 6+ foot tall girlfriend with a phat bootytruck and abs so tight you could play them like a ukulele.
And she kickboxes too so she can roundhouse you through the wall, but jokes on her cause you're horny as fuck for that shit.
@IAppreciateHen1 Hecate hates having to share her pupil with Nemesis, but that doesn't stop them from teaming up to snap Melinoë like a twig between their hulking god-dicks and then using her fuck-broken face as a cum rag to grate against their washboard stomachs.