If anointed, the appointing of An Taoiseach will begin with a friendly sparring match in my purpose built, Presidents Octagon, in the grass outside Áras an Uachtaráin. Gumshield, 16oz gloves, shin pads, vale tudo for Caio. If you cannot spar a friendly spar with your President you should not lead the country. Televised on ppv. Funds generated to go toward our frontline.
Nurses. Ambulance. Fire. Gardai. 🙏
As a man you must EARN your friends.
The harder you work, the more important you become.
The more important you are, the more important your friends will be.
And important friends improve your life EXPONENTIALLY.
Trans women are women and will go to the toilet with your daughters.
Unless we have a WW3 draft.
Then they are men.
Thank you very much.
Sincerely,
The Government.