Jeff Pala

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

Time slows down 10x the second your Uber Eats order goes through

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

Started using BeReal thinking it would be good for my mental health. Way worse. Just a daily reminder that I spend my days working and watching tv while looking like ass. Brutalll

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

Fellas we are BACK

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

@937WSTW Hey, I keep hearing my name on your station. I’m Jeff Pala but I have no idea what’s going on or if there’s another of me

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

Heard there may be some rioting going on in Hockessin tonight... I just wanna know why I wasn’t invited. Not saying I would go but I at least want the option.

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

@TroopLover96 @JUST_lik_That @Xfinity If you look real close you can see calc equations and anatomy terms written on the inside of the case

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

@alise_collins Greatest movie of all time?? This is blasphemy my friend

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

@JUST_lik_That @TroopLover96 @PFF I’ll take Dwayne Johnson from The Game Plan. Can raise a child while being a championship winning quarterback

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

Win or learn, never lose

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

@Wawa Your sizzlies on a croissant are great but the breakfast sandwich on a hoagie roll is not the look. Make a croissant in the shape of a classic hoagie roll and you got yourself something special

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

Every business class I had a group project and at least one group had the unoriginal idea to create an app to know how long lines are at bars. It’s been 4 years and it still doesn’t exist. We’ve been to the moon and back but can’t figure this one out?

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

All time quarterback is the best position in sports

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

Even as a college graduate I still get a sick feeling seeing the JC Penny and Walmart back-to-school commercials

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

@toddpsenicska Mount Khalilminjaro about to prove everyone wrong

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

You should get tax cuts for killing mosquitos and flies

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

I got a cavity from sweet talking your chick

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

Girls go to sorority recruitment for a weekend and act like they just served in Vietnam

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

Biggest regret in college is not taking many photos and videos. Way too many great moments are forgotten

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

Always thought air pods were pretty cool until this whole thing blew up and now I just kinda think you’re tool if you have them. I feel for the kids that had them pre Christmas

[Jeff Pala @BoomBoomPala]

It seems odd to me that I spend tens of thousands of dollars per year to take classes that I don’t have to show up to but then can learn all the material the day before a cumulative final and get a good grade