American Boomer

Proud Boomer. Proud American. The American dream still exists, except people forget it’s earned – not given.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

Wow. Can’t believe a guy named Eddie who went by the the name Zack Morris while pumping shit penny stocks like $CEI - who lived in various Mexican sex resorts after his wife left him… was a fraud.

At least Santa is real.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@adammocklerr We have no good options. It’s the current forever wars Trump shit show or the LGBTQLMNOP+ who celebrate racism, fatness and men who think they’re girls beating up on actual girls. Fuck this earth.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@Movie_Icon This is the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever seen.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@Mets @JuanSoto25_ Maybe this is the year he’ll run out the play. Hustle in the outfield.

Nahhh.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@dystopi_a @CourtneyLC80 Looksmatch isn’t a word

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@Alkamson1 @GP_oluwapelumi2 He just doesn’t want a fat slob kid. He’s embarrassed.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@JulieLovesFluff Husband should have taken your kid for a walk and whooped him until his balls dropped enough to knock his friend out.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@0xBunny How many stars did you give him?
How many stars did you get?

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@aakashgupta This is typical Kimari behavior.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@harryjsisson Okay pussy

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@BigBlueCarti @duckofprey Typical Kimari reply

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@Himbruh02 Turn cameras off. Alternate ending.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@youknowneno @visegrad24 This guy would like to educate you…

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@milkyfilky @mfoiii Single? What about Eddie?

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@magicwhiptx Women don’t belong near men’s sports.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@Quille1110 Thanks for proving gambling is for degenerates.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@kellyclarkson @brandiweekend No wonder your dad hates you.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@TheHurricaneBen Hasn’t been the same since his bookie took the big fall.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@kellyclarkson In summary, Kelly Clarkson is an asshole.

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@drydenfan @ChaosTV “… walk BuY”

Who’s dumb and so stupid now?

[American Boomer @Boomerican]

@kellyclarkson Destroying a business and the livelihood of employees bc your PMS-fueled fragile ego broke.

Your dad was right.