Monkewithhammer

cock

[kerfunkle @iljtoska]

life recently

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Four months later, the Epstein Files still have vanished from the conversation, as if one of the biggest scandals in American and Israeli politics never happened.

[meghan |-/ @bIoodblister]

my coworker handed me this pen one day and said “take a blinker for a surprise.” needless to say i WAS surprised

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Never have to imagine what the nazis would have done if they had tiktok

[lanternꗞ @boosterlanternz]

#TheGunnHadASilencer

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

We live in a society where millionaire get free food and homeless ppl starve to death

[sam @sam_d_1995]

they really do cover Zohran the exact way that J. Jonah Jameson covers Spiderman

[j64th @literallymej]

Your heart suddenly feels heavy but you don't have anyone to talk, so you just sit quietly

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Cuando voy al baño a las 4 am y el gato piensa que le voy a dar de comer.

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

2027 is in 4 months

[Anubis @eduantao]

"2026 vai ser o meu ano"

eu em meados de agosto:

[Nini 🪽 @fawnbl0gger]

i can hear my parents fighting and the only parts theyre calming down to agree with is how much i annoy them

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Joining the CIA hoping you get to do some crazy James Bond shit, but then they hand you a twitter account and a folder with detailed instructions on how to larp as a racist e girl

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

You smoke at parties I get high just to do dishes and fold my laundry we are not the same