BootleggerSmith

Mid-twenties with a passion for proverbs

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Jamie Smith smashing boundaries...

Fancy another one? 🤔

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@MoonpigUK I’ll shake hands at 60% 🤝

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@wizzair You guys are a joke. You’ve changed my flight twice. Now been put on a flight a day later with no option of rebooking, cancellation or refund. Disgraceful service. Embarrassment.

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@crim_tweets_ @AlexMac16035975

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@AlexMac16035975 @o_ayton @herdyshepherd1 I’ll list off a few: can pivot off a sixpence. Never pay more than £4.50 for a Guiness and always beat me at Perudo.

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@AlexMac16035975 @DallasZoo Pin - a long lost brother. What a fucking mad cunt. Will never forget dropping acid with him at Burning Man when he was probation. Apologies for the delayed response. Been on a mourning retreat feeding pigeons in Chicago.

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

2005. 17 years ago today.

That is VERY, VERY good!

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@AlexMac16035975 @richardpbacon Hi Richard. Name’s Boot. We haven’t met. You are a total idiot. #idiot.

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@AirCanada Nope absolutely nothing from you.

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@AirCanada been waiting 2.5 weeks for you to get back to me about my baggage compensation claim after you lost my hold luggage for 4 days. What is going on???! Completely and utterly useless. Joke.

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@jack22edwards @willis_macp @will_orr2395 @Jacamo you fellas fancy getting involved? Desperate need of a household name.

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@roddy_sw @petite_biere @roddy_sw merci monsieur what an invitation xxxx

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Leonardo the Vinci was 33 when he painted the sixteen chapel and here I am, 38 and I’ve not painted any chapels at all.

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@British_Airways Thanks Chris, just DM’d you.

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

@British_Airways I’ve been trying to get through to you for a year now with no luck. I’ve requested a refund for a flight and you’ve told me to contact the booking agent. YOU ARE THE BOOKING AGENT. I have multiples flights I need to be refunded. Beyond a joke. #BA #help #refund

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

FFS have not played enough table tennis recently. #tabletennis #pingpong

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

Covid has offered me a chance to reflect on life. Turns out I think Tracy Beaker is an absolute biatch.

[BootleggerSmith @BootleggerCarl]

I wonder how Bruno Mars has got on during the pandemic.