Jon Shoemaker

Yogi, Engineer, MINI driver

[Jon Shoemaker @Bootmkr]

Going to be doing the polar plunge to help raise money for @SpOlympicsMI

Check out Shoemakers are Gonna be Cold's team fundraising page - https://t.co/RKaLHXlSoN

[Jon Shoemaker @Bootmkr]

Movie idea. Home Alone but this time Kevin is robbing the wet bandits.

[Jon Shoemaker @Bootmkr]

The back of a spoon hands down spreads better than a knife.

[You Betcha @ohhyoubetcha]

I wonder if other people are experiencing this... 💉

[Jon Shoemaker @Bootmkr]

It was a great weekend to jump in the lake.
https://t.co/jMVXLxWhPd
#polarplunge #somi #SpecialOlympics

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Currently 8° feels like -6°

[Jon Shoemaker @Bootmkr]

Polar Plunging again this year, if you would like to donate
#specialolympicsMI
https://t.co/jMVXLxWhPd

[Jon Shoemaker @Bootmkr]

When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail.

[Jon Shoemaker @Bootmkr]

@Adam_LZ Is good

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

Thinking about getting real drunk and then pre-ordering a bunch of KFC to be delivered at 11:15 am tomorrow morning. This would serve to confuse 3 people. 1: The person making the order. 2: The person picking up/delivering the order. 3: The person receiving the order... me.

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@CaseyPoney Can I come over lol?

[Jon Shoemaker @Bootmkr]

Thank God for LTE right @sprint ?

[Jen @jen_mckibben]

My sister @KristinMcKibben just invented the word “cactopus” and that’s my new favorite word send tweet

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@cncpts

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#ThrowbackThursday @mrFOAMERSIMPSON @young_buckets

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https://t.co/5rFAMzZEoB

@RAMcKibben

[You Betcha @ohhyoubetcha]

Dads talking to their kids:

[Jon Shoemaker @Bootmkr]

@CaseyPoney Only twice. It was magical 🧙‍♂️

[Jon Shoemaker @Bootmkr]

@jen_mckibben @KristinMcKibben Hahaha. I love it

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@KristinMcKibben