Megan Thee Scallion

american idiot

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Haven’t tweeted in 30 million years but hi I’m back

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I know some of you envy me… (I just started Gossip Girl for the first time ever)

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New York’s hottest club is actually just any establishment that strictly sells bagels on a Sunday at noon

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@Jimmy_Soprano8 Don’t start with me!!

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Abolish verification codes. Why do I need two-factor authentication to order an egg sandwich from Joe and the Juice?

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@joshuamarcus02 We will never be on the same side

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Is anyone else inexplicably bothered by Jeff Goldblum?!!

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She’s trying y’all!

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Girl in front of me on the Williamsburg bridge was running with her hair down

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@thedominiquej1 RIDGEWOOD QUEENS

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I need the chicken Big Mac

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Airlines allowing surge pricing during a category 5 hurricane is demonic!!!!! Praying for the people of Florida :(

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My calling in life is to spend $15-$20 on a disappointing lunch 2-3 days a week

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Me: maybe this new birth control isn’t that bad
Also me: *begins tearing up as I’m restocking our office fridge*

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I think a Chili’s triple dipper could fix me

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I know ChatGPT hates to see me typing

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At the bar talking to Mary about how she needs to invest her money

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A random man walking down the street told me to smile, and because of him, I’m now the happiest girl in the world 🥰🥰😍🥳!!

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Going shopping today after being inspired by some of my friends’ credit card debt

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Wtf Addison Rae’s Diet Pepsi is a little bop