Lexi

where’s the end game button?? she/her/hers

[Lexi @BootzLexi]

If I EVER use the wrong pronouns when I’m talking to you/referring to you pls DO NOT hesitate to correct me. I will immediately correct my mistake. Pull me aside, text me later, anything. Pronouns are so important to being your truest self♥️

[Lauren Holly @LaurenHolly]

RIP David McCallum. You were the kindest man. Thank you for being you. 🙏🏻💔
#NCIS #JennyandDucky

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“yo my homie thinks you cute”

the homie:

[A Nobody’s Burner Account @clevelandidiot]

Travis Kelce talking to Taylor Swift after the game asking her if she saw his touchdown

[dr. alex @miaowlex]

some big dude covered in tattoos smoking a cigar infront of my apartment “hey idk if anyone has ever told you but…. you are phenomenal at parallel parking — I’ve seen you a few times like ‘she ain’t gonna make it’ and then you do, incredible”

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
John McCain lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.
Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.
Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.
Al Gore challenged the results in ONE STATE, and when he lost, he fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump lost his election and freaked the fuck out and sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification, and he also headed up a ginormous criminal conspiracy to commit election fraud in Georgia, all so he could cling to power — because he's a big fucking baby who can't deal with being the huge fucking loser that he is. and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

live your life in such a way that the whole world isn't breathlessly waiting for you to get fucking indicted

[Crash Test Meg, Head Advice Crone @MegNumbers]

What I’m learning from Barbie and the Taylor Swift tour is that women want to get dressed up and go places and have fun and men are invited but if they’re going to be a drag they can stay home, and that makes some men VERY angry.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human just picked up my back foot. pressed all my toe beans. then held my foot to my ear. as if they dialed a phone. nobody picked up though. i will have to leave a message

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dolly. She was dumped at a park with a 3-pound tumor hanging from her belly. Once rescued, she immediately had surgery to remove the mass, which was miraculously benign! You can help cover her medical bills by clicking below ❤️‍🩹

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Smitty. He was not excited for the groomer. But then they gave him a good boy bow tie, so things are looking up. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bean. She grumbles when it's dinnertime. And dinnertime is whenever she grumbles. 13/10 please respect her schedule (TT: todayatthepark)

[Satan @s8n]

wtf ??

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This dog was spotted being booked, busy, and about his business. We don't know where he's going, but it's obviously important. 12/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Phoebe. She is in the business of being tiny and cute. And let us tell you, business is booming. 12/10