Richard Tring

[Richard Tring @Boozytring]

@pritipatel @England Maybe stop being a racist then…?

[Richard Tring @Boozytring]

@mrdavidwhitley A new poop you mean?

[Richard Tring @Boozytring]

@BBC6Music @ezrafurman absolutely destroying his guest set! Bosh!

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

The sun came out for 7 minutes. People stood in the street, staring at it like it was Halley’s comet. Dogs howled, children wept.

[Alexander Larman @alexlarman]

Hugh Grant’s delivery of the line ‘wanking into a hanky’ in The Gentlemen is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Rest of the film’s pretty good, too.

[Martin Booth @beardedjourno]

Very important news

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Kate Winslet says she laughed when she spotted a tax disc on a car windscreen the other day.

“There’s been no legal obligation to display them since October 2014!” she chuckled

[James Harris @JamesHarrisNow]

Today Keir Starmer has, quietly yet in full view of the media, put together a right little session

[Richard Tring @Boozytring]

@brianmoore666 Lol. The comments incoming...

[Richard Tring @Boozytring]

@BBC6Music slapping the kitchen counter to @TheClash Tommy Gun. What a banger

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

For no particular reason I’ve been googling GB News and it turns out they are owned by a company called All Perspectives. It’s a limited company so its full name is All Perspectives Limited. Anyway, I’ve laughed so much I’ve given myself a headache.

[Richard Tring @Boozytring]

@Peter_Shilton Oh fucking yawn

[anjimile @anjimilemusic]

one time I was in a zoom meeting and I muted myself because I had to fart. and then realized with horror that I had actually been muted the whole time up until that moment, so what I ACTUALLY did was UNMUTE myself and fart SUPER LOUDLY in the middle of this meeting

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'uhtceare' [uht-kay-ara, the 'h' as in the German 'ach']: Old English for 'sorrow before dawn', when you lie awake in the darkness and worry.

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

That Colston statue going in the drink, Trump losing and Nigella’s pronunciation of microwave are the only good things that happened this year.

[Richard Tring @Boozytring]

@20thCFlicks Wonderful

[Scott Balcony @scottbalcony]

Bloke I went to school with, on Facebook, is saying he’ll never take a vaccine because he “doesn’t know what’s in it”, which is a bit weird because I distinctly remember him putting a tab of LSD under his eyelid in R.E. once.

[Richard Tring @Boozytring]

@MaeveShearlaw ROGER!

[Richard Tring @Boozytring]

@Juma_MC This sounds mint

[David Wyllie @journodave]

It's clear from the data coming in, that the United Kingdom is now facing a very serious, and potentially overwhelming, second wave of banana bread.