🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸

The moment is everything, and everything is the moment! // Not affiliated with ZUN. Writer is 19.

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

🌸 ~ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐷𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑔! 𝐵𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔! 𝐵𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑙𝑦 𝐺𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝐴!! ~ 🌸

#THRP

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

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[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@sekihead Why didn't I see you sooner?! I'd have Youmu retrieve you instantly if I knew you existed!

[Stepping up from merely stretching her cheeks, she throws her up in the air and catches her, giving her a pat on the head between throws.]

You little rascal~!

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@sekihead So that's your end goal, how shrewd~

Since you've cornered me so, how much headpats would it take for your silence?

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@DefierofHell Black wool...

Nevermind, just had a stray thought enter my head~

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

Psst. Come closer. I have something to tell you.

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@KyuusakuReimu ᵀʰᶦⁿᵍˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵒᶠᵗᵉⁿ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶠᵃˢᶜᶦⁿᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ʷʰᵉⁿ ˡᵉᶠᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᵐᵃᵍᶦⁿᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ.

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@sekihead Aww, you're so cute it makes me want to do this...!

[In the midst of patting the head, she moves to stretch her cheeks with a giant grin on her face.]

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@TheJamaid beat me and now she wants to subject me to unthinkable horrors...

[Sussy Myon {サーシミョン} 🤨 @SussyMyon]

Crazy world we live in huh. Never thought that people wanting to dig into my booty was what'd bring me back to posting on here.

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@sekihead I wouldn't pet just anyone, you know! Those are reserved for the most precious people in my life~

To think a simple head like you is just wandering around is very amusing...!

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@sekihead [Yuyuko gets to patting at a steady, rhythmic pace, chuckling softly at the head's excitement.]

My, how long have you been waiting for this? I really don't do this often~

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@SakuyaHeadMaid She can have it turn into a phantom copy of herself, so yes, it can have a mouth.

Of course, safety goes without saying... having Yukari on standby would be ideal!

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@SakuyaHeadMaid Mm, I guess there are always other party tricks I can have her do...

Wait, I think her phantom half could manage it just fine! As long as she does it with the right sword!

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@DefierofHell Okay...

ᴰᵒ ˢʰᵉᵉᵖ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿˢ ᵗᵒ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ?

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@TheKazamii The Fujimi girl buried beneath the cherry blossoms... you wouldn't have known her, but I guess I didn't either.

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@NightbugofLight So it's not an ambition you're pursuing, then...

That's alright. I wouldn't want people to pray to me either.

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@sekihead A hundred it is~

[Yuyuko pats her lap.]

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@HalfPhantomMyon Stand proud Youmu, you are strong.

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@HitoruKawashika If you know yourself well enough, you'll never lose it.

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@NightbugofLight That's just a preconceived notion based on the relationship between gods and their followers you envisioned in your head!

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@flanderscarlete The Ministry would just about kill me if I tried stretching its budget any further with a clothes wing...

Wait, they can't~

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@izayoi_jemos ᴵᶠ ᵃ ᶻᵒᵐᵇᶦᵉ ᵃᵖᵒᶜᵃˡʸᵖˢᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᵉᵈ, ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉᵃᵈᶦⁿᵍ ʳᵒˡᵉ!

[🌸 ~ Yuyuko Saigyouji ~ 🌸 @BorderingLife]

@SakuyaHeadMaid Splendid~

After this, I'm thinking of introducing sword swallowing to her, though I need to make sure she's absolutely okay with it first...