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xitter is despicable beyond description.

Gone to Bluesky.

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After a quick whizz around England I'm not surprised @BorderEngland has stressed out. What an embarrassing #TurdWorldCountry #BrexitReality England is!

#StoolBritannia #SewageParty #SewageScandal

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@BorderEngland @BorderCymru @BorderUkrainian @ScotBorderOG "Irrepressible"... I can live with that badge 😁

#FCKPTN

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@BorderRomanian @BorderUkrainian 🧐😅

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@BorderSvalbard @BorderOrkney @BorderVatican @BorderRomanian @BorderUkrainian You have a lie-in for ONE morning and look what you miss!

I stayed up until 01:00 UTC specially to change 🤪

Have to keep these things accurate because we've volunteered to house #PutinWarCriminal after his ICC trial

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@BorderCymru @BorderEngland @BorderUkrainian What. Was. I. Drinking? 🤒

Still, at least I didn't blow chunks* like @BorderEngland 🤭

*aka Technicolour Yawn

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"You wait... Time passes"

#zxspectrum #hobbit #BorisJohnsonResign

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Like a dinosaur whose brain has not yet realised that its body is dead... 🥱

No character, no honour. No thought for anyone but himself. So no change there then!

For heaven's sake man, GO.

#BorisOut

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@blackfordacre @fesshole Only ones who cannot spell!

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🤭

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@DJAndyLeonard @BorderCymru @BelfastAgmt @TheActofUnion @rockallisland https://t.co/q6EmpShJvW

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@DJAndyLeonard @BorderCymru @BelfastAgmt @TheActofUnion @rockallisland Have you SEEN Rockall?

No phoneboxes. No streets. No vehicles. No bars!!

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@DJAndyLeonard @BorderCymru @BelfastAgmt @TheActofUnion Ahh but the distance and absence of any population might limit the damage 🤣😊

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@rockallisland I remember it well. More than a touch breezy!! 🌬🌊🥶

Also 1972 was the longest year of the modern era. Anyone else remember why? 🤓⌛

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@fesshole Which is a pattern repeated across the entire country.

Ask a supermarket; for every other product their sales agree with surveys of what people buy.

But the men (almost exclusively) who do this never admit it on the surveys.

Hence a statistical conundrum!

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@isredacassette @dylancrawford80 @fesshole 🤭

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@Al_in_TX @AnonymousAlcoh8 @fesshole Making it so simple that even a member of the English Cabinet could do it (excluding #JohnsonTheCorruptPM obviously since even using a comb seems to be beyond his limited abilities)

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@King4ADay_UK Nasal sex

(That is, "fuck nose")

🚕💨

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@CoastCyclist @grace_hawthorn @fesshole Dogs have owners. Cats have domestic staff.

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@nobodytoknow @fesshole ...since presumably they already know from general behaviour in the office. Oops, that paints a picture I don't want to see...

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@BorderCymru @BorderEngland 🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🤣