BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Old but ready to roll

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

Last time I checked on with #America, you were just a kid but the English were driving you nuts....talk about independence...ok, that happened then....sound a good bunch of leaders since...now Donald Trump, hang just reading some articles........

YOU ARE NOT SCOTTISH

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

A flock of sheep just crapped all over me....god sake...

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

Shout out to my old friend @BorderIrish and @bordergibraltar...its been ages...

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

So i'm back to get ready for Scottish Independence caused by this #brexit thing...Apparently there is a First Minister. in charge of me...Hi @NicolaSturgeon...Ready when you are...

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

So i've been woken because of something called #brexit. Apparently the English (well some) are bored of being ruled by a "foreign" power...er hello, Scotland calling...you buggers have been nicking my oil and rubbing my nose in the Treaty of Union for years...

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

So i'm still a handsome bugger...

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

There is apparently something called the "internet" now with lots of pics and whoa....damn, look at those...no border, when your not so busy come back to those pics...

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

Lets see what I look like now....my profile pic is old, lets get a few more recent pics...

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

Right lets check me out....
✅ Cows still shitting on me
✅ I am still a handsome bugger
❌ No guys in kilts

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

....I'm 311 years old, you can't expect me to go back to work now....gonna have to go back to the gym...

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

Aaaaagggghhhhh....what the hell...

[BorderScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BorderScotland]

Yawnnnnnnnnn....whoa, that was a long sleep....whats the date...2018...bloody hell 311 years...that was some party...lets have a look at the news...