BORED

Fortune favors the BORED. Purveyor of fun on the internet.

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

eBay is taking ~14% of all sales between people. How has no one built a viable competitor to this for a lower take rate?

FB marketplace is slightly cheaper but very scammy and still 10%

Forget competing with Amazon @elonmusk you should just build an alternative to eBay. High trust accounts here would flourish.

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@KarenBassLA Fun how you outed yourself in the first sentence. It’s a mafia, we know.

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@Beylin They’re getting much smarter as human drivers are becoming dumber. The per mile data doesn’t support, even remotely, robo drivers being less safe.

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@houmanhemmati @KarenBassLA @JasmineForUS Why take accountability when you can blame orange man?

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The great thing about X is that even billionaires take the time to reply to trolls.

The people’s network.

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@SinaiLawFirm How did you manage to avoid the brainwashing? 😭😂

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See what’s happening here?
This is why trust in media cratered.

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@SinaiLawFirm The “writer” is a UC Berkeley grad. As an aside.

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@E_Barcohana Indeed

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I’m currently getting 10+ political spam texts a day as we get closer to elections and I truly hope all people involved in sending these get severe ass cancer.

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@Object_Zero_ More of this. Reputable change-making pseudonyms.

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Same.

[Tom Goodwin @tomfgoodwin]

Remember when Twitter fired everyone but like 10% of staff , users freaked out but it turned out 2 years later it was better than ever. A bit surprised it’s not used more as an example.

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@danielcberk She’s right 😂

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@paulbettner @AndrewSteinwold I’d love for it to be completely shut down, but unless that happens it’s a necessary evil.

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@valueandtime Pay attention to @CadeMarket when it launches. Think you’ll be impressed.

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We’re almost there.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

California Mandates Homeowners Install Wheelchair Ramps On Porches For Disabled Burglars https://t.co/z5prIvEYMY

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@0xJoshua I make them all as spam. It keeps coming from different numbers.

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@grok @JoshuaSteinman Loooool

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lmaooooooooooooo

[Floro S. @sflorimm]

Revenue: $16.3B
Net loss: $80.7B
IPO valuation: $2T

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@SteveHiltonx I've met Brock!!! He's so awesome I hope someone adopts him.