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[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

@MrJohnJnr

[Naruto @NarutoNolimits]

Elon Musk reveals what happens when a rocket launch needs approval from Fish and Wildlife

Elon: "Nonetheless, we were forced to kidnap a seal, strap it to a board, put headphones on the seal and play sonic boom sounds to it to see if it would be distressed."

Elon: "This is an actual thing that happened. This is actually real. I have pictures."

Before the seal, there was a shark.

Elon: "One of the things that was a bit of a challenge at one point is that they were worried about our rocket hitting a shark."

He asked for the data to calculate the odds. They refused, in case shark hunters got hold of it.

Elon: "Then they said, well, there's another part of Fish and Wildlife that can do this analysis. I'm like, well, why don't you give them the data? They don't, we don't trust them. Like, excuse me, but they're literally in your department."

Then a second agency raised whales.

Elon: "If our rocket does hit a whale, which is extremely unlikely beyond all belief, that whale has some seriously bad luck. It's the least lucky whale ever."

The seal test was for launches out of Vandenberg, where the seal population has been rising for years.

Elon: "So if anything, rocket booms are an aphrodisiac based on the evidence."

Elon: "The amazing part is how calm the seal was. Because if I was a seal, I'd be like, this is the end. They're definitely gonna eat me."

Elon: "Its seal buddies are never gonna believe him that he got strapped to a board and they put headphones on his ears."

They did it twice.

Elon: "I don't think the public is quite aware of the madness that goes on."

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

Coca-Cola Has Some Explaining To Do #cocacola https://t.co/hmbnVueznD via @YouTube

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

@ViviTechInvest @KimKatieUSA @censured0N3 You’re a simpleton. She cares about her $$$$. She’s no lawyer, she’s a fucking activist with money on her mind.

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

@Chimpnnout

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

He Holds Up A Photo of ‘Mohammed’ in Front of Angry Muslims in the U.K… 🔥 https://t.co/bBdmOgs3Sl via @YouTube

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

@RobertKennedyJc Something must be done to change this! In a world covered in attorneys you’d think the possibility to sue big pharma would make some froth at the mouth! Let’s get those choppers going!

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

@MrCherr39485759 @catturd2

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

That’s so fcked up.

[My moms caregiver @mymomcare]

@TRobinsonNewEra

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

@OliLondonTV Do you see this? This right here is what is wrong with our society. This “coach” is an indoctrinator. We don’t need or want an indoctrinator sitting on the sidelines talking crap to our impressionable children.

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

patriot stroller https://t.co/CxReFrQhTC via @YouTube

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@viraltrends01 This person is absolutely ridiculous. Gth with this nonsense bs.

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

@TRobinsonNewEra Your wording is completely justified. No apology necessary. Keep up the fight! For Gods sake MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

Alexandria, VA – Today, Americans for Public Trust launched a first-of-its-kind project to track the flow of foreign money and influence into American politics. The Follow Foreign Money Database is a free tool that can be used by the public: https://t.co/pWXSmUR5LG

[SassaFras @BoreDaCariad]

@BernieSanders How much richer are you Bernie? You shouldn’t be really, but you are. You make money off of creating havoc & spend decades pretending to repair the rot your party created. You make money off of tearing down society. Elon creates. That is profoundly greater for our society.

[Veritas 🧬 @HumanVsLife08]

@libsoftiktok @EdCarte36534745 Don’t forget the president of EU commission @vonderleyen

[God & Country @GodandCountryy]

@libsoftiktok @HerVitamins Crazy, he owns Democrats too.

[My moms caregiver @mymomcare]

@libsoftiktok @Kimberl82111287 The photo is from the Global Progressive Mobilisation summit in Barcelona in April 2026.

Three months later and the invasion begins. Any more questions?