BoredCZ

The musings of a cryptophile. Alternate-reality parody account.

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

"Grew too quickly" is CEO speak for "I did a piss-poor job at planning ahead and mitigating market risks."

#Cuckbase

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

1/ Today I shared that I've made the difficult decision to reduce the size of our team at Coinbase by about 18%. The broader market downturn means that we need to be more mindful of costs as we head into a potential recession.

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

@thePhilosophy @iampaulgrewal Try suing.

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

Hey @opensea, if you take down an #NFT collection because you believe they're operating an #ICO, shouldn't you return all of the profit you made from those sales?

Surely, you don't want to profit off a potential ICO, right? I don't think @SECGov would like that very much.

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

@garyvee Desperate

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

@0xDarth You're annoying.

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

@NeetChick Me looking for my buddy in the Metaverse:
"Hey fren, have you seen an avatar with slick hair, big eyes and some bubble gum?"

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

@cz_binance Me. I'm the degen version of you

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

First degenerate, then regenerate.

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

A 2x a day keeps employers away

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

Diamonds are formed under pressure

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

In crypto, “Inu” is a billion-dollar suffix

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

If it is willed, then it will be.

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

The future will be written in Solidity

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

@cz_binance From one CZ to another, what are your favorite DeFi tokens on #BSC

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

What do you want? And why don't you have it?

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

The best time to make your #crypto project bear-proof is during a bull market

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

@KjA78xBgkWUe221 @OnlyOneToken @OnlyOneToken, create a marketplace to exchange only the rarest, one-of-a-kind digital assets, tradable only with the most expensive token on the market

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

Name a useless shitcoin, and I’ll reply with a use case for it

[BoredCZ @BoredCZ]

You can’t correct that which was never incorrect #HODL