Cubicle Slave

Sitting in my cube /
Watching the days tick away /
Writing bad haiku

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

My resolution /
This year I will drink less beer /
Or more, either way

#Haiku
#2014

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

Thursday afternoon
Turning on Out of Office
Feels like ecstasy

#Haiku
#LongWeekend

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

Take a walk outside
Hoping to escape crazy
Crazy waits by door

#Haiku

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

Office is so bleak
Even a pizza party
Won't improve morale

#Haiku

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

Can fake it no more
"Hey Chat GPT, can you
Do my work today?"

#Haiku

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

Fluorescent light glares
Cube neighbors drone on and on
Boredom swarms like flies

#Haiku

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

School night happy hours
Should be left to younger men
Old farts bounce back slow

#Haiku

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

Long time in silence
But bored worker bees always
Return to the hive

#Haiku

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

TV in lunchroom
Once played The View, now Fox News
Give me Price Is Right!

#Haiku

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

We like ❄️, but we 💜🌧️ at the ballpark!

RT now for your chance to win this @BringerOfRain20 bobblehead.

Rules: https://t.co/mQNfCeRPcy

[🐂 Suffering Haikuer @BuffSportsHaiku]

Trump to CEOs
"YOU'RE FIRED FROM MY COUNCILS!"
CEOs to Trump...

#Haiku

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

How was vacation?
Sit by the pool, get drunk?
Nah, threatened nuke war

#Haiku
#TrumpVacation

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

Love him or hate him
This president's behavior-
Unacceptable

#Haiku

[Allen and the Allens @commuter_haiku]

Covfefe is early
Icelandic for "I thought it
would be easier."

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

Windshield wipers
Won't do their job quietly
No one likes showoffs

#Haiku

[Tom Galvin @tombombodil]

and do you take this
optometrist for better
or worse? better? worse?
#haikuchallenge

[🐂 Suffering Haikuer @BuffSportsHaiku]

Pope loves EVERYONE
But standing next to Trump clan
He makes exceptions

#Haiku

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

"Failing New York Times"
Reports record ratings for
"Failing SNL"

#Haiku
#TrumpEffect

[TWICE @TWICEonline]

LAST CHANCE to enter @picobrewbeer #giveaway of its Pico S, celebrating last days of https://t.co/TesX74E8JE campaign. RT to enter! #contest

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

Time-traveler Don
Transports back in history
Coins "Priming the pump"

#Haiku
#PrimingThePump
#Genius

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

On this Teachers' Day
Celebrate their importance
And... bring them donuts

#Haiku
#NationalTeacherDay