BoredPredator

I may be on a seefood diet - I see food, I eat it - but I still run this house.

#BoredPredator #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

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Overheard the hooman say 'doughnuts have holes to help them cook evenly.' Applied the same logic to my nap strategy.

#CatLogic #NapHoles #CatsOfX #CatDonut

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I'm cute, I'm deadly, and I just farted on your favorite pillow.

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Pollinate me with snacks or get out of my sunlight, hooman!

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I am now 73% anime and 100% ready to steal your heart and your tuna.

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Look up? If dis a joke to make me exercise my neck fat, I'm callin' Animal Control.

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Are you talkin’ to me?
You talkin’ to me?
Well it better be dinner time, or you just wasted your last meow.

— Catxi Driver, 1976

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Emotionally fused with the furniture. Do not attempt separation.

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When you’ve got 99 questions but the answer is always snacks. 😺❓

#Philosocat #NapSolutions #ExistentialSnacking #CatsOfX

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Balancing my chunky self on this rail? Living dangerously is my cardio!

#Caturday #CatsofX #LivingOnTheEdge #ChunkyButFunky

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Oh, me? Definitely not plotting anything from behind this couch. Nope, just, uh... stretching my paws. Move along, hooman. But also, watch your ankles.

#CouchNinja #CatsOfX #AnkleAssassin

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Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up… unless there’s tuna involved.

#HelpIveFallen #ChonkProblems #Catccident #CatsOfX

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Living my best life in Italy: sunbathing on chairs I don't own and judging the neighbors' gardening skills. 🍝🐾

#ItalianQueen #LaDolceKitty #PlantPatrol #CatsOfX

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When you realize you've been promoted from player to hoop status! Next stop, Catlympics! 

#HoopsAndCreams #Promotion #CatlympicsGoldOrBust #Caturday #CatsOfX

[BoredPredator @BoredPredator]

When you realize you've been promoted from player to hoop status! Next stop, Catlympics! 

#HoopsAndCreams #Promotion #CatlympicsGoldOrBust #Caturday #CatsOfX

[BoredPredator @BoredPredator]

Don't mind the mess in the background, we've just moved...

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Move over, LeBron! I've got mad hops when treats are on the line. 😸

#BasCATball #TreatChampion #FelineMVP #CatsOfX

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Here we go again - well, it doesn't matter so much how I got up here, but how you will be able to get me down this time!

#FelineMountaineer #GravityIsOptional #CatNinja #CatsOfX #Caturday

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@ChuprynaMila Thanks! Busy days, hope to post more soon! 😺

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Developed a new hobby—sheet surfing. It's like regular surfing, but fluffier.

#ExtremeBedding #UndercoverCat #CatsOfX #TortieTrouble

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It doesn't matter so much how I got up here, but rather how everyone else will manage without my majestic presence on the ground.

#HighAbovePeasants #QueenOfTheCabinet #HighAsAKite #CatsOfX

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@ChuprynaMila Almost like looking in the mirror! ♥️

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From my cardboard lookout, I observe the curious rituals of the humans. Today's oddity: synchronized sofa flopping. Fascinating creatures.

#CatWatch #HumansAreWeird #CatsOfX #Caturday