Pension Is Coming

Retirement is on its way. Just filling in the time and exacting my revenge before I go to the big staffroom in the sky

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tidy schools competition tomorrow. just had to stick mop heads on the knuckles of the unmotivated boys. floors are now spotless.

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said - that's an interesting question, research that at home and give feedback to class tomorrow.
meant - I haven't a clue #teachermeaning

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love the election result. Can't wait to start saying to grumpy parents whining about child's low achievements, "don't blame me - tory cuts"

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#WhyImVotingUkip all those foreign kids keep pointing out my grammer mistakes.

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#5WordFilmPlots Mr Chips didn't have Ofsted

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re-enact a lesson from late afternoon on a hot day with bored teenagers by repeatedly banging your head against the wall. #teacherproblems

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the only good thing about my afternoon class today is that they're so noisy I can break wind without too much clenching and get away with it

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New parent report format. At least two extra boxes that I'll have to copy and paste from last year's reports and change child's names.

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said: you look a bit tired
meant: I bet you have a tv and tablet in your bedroom and your parents have no control over it.
#teachermeaning

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@burt_cdburt didn't think it possible but its even worse today

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The Sunday night dilemma. Go to bed and feel refreshed for the new week, or stay up as late as possible to eeekk out a little more weekend.

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#BBCDebate This reminds of the staff room, everyone whinging how shit everything else, blaming each other but the management are hiding away

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after school thoughts

teacher: lesson planning, preparation, marking, tracking, contact parents, admin etc.

SLT: schedule a staff meeting

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bbc website says teachers are selling lesson plans online for money. Time to dust down the parchments and give a touch up with the quill.

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@ReedEdNorth check over them again. There's hidden meanings everywhere

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Said: your son is very enthusiastic in some areas of the curriculum.
Meant: he loves PE. He's a bit thick at everything else #teachermeaning

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alas, Easter holidays are over. Rising from the dead would be easier than mustering enthusiasm for class tomorrow. #teacherproblems

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kids, no teacher today, they're off on stress- behaviour is worse, workload is near impossible, govt interference, tests... April fools..oh!

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can I get my blackboard back if you succeed in bringing us back to the 1950's? Do I have to wear my gown and mortar board too? #askUKIP